I'd like to ask Dr. Iplier a question: Do you actually know doctor stuFf? Like have you ever helped on of the other egos if they were injured or something?
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"Of course I do!" The doctor let out a chuckle at the question. He thought it was plain insane. "Everyone would be dead in this house if it where not for me!" He sat down in the normal seat and looked around. "one of the more frequent people stopping in this make-shift doctors office is Host, or maybe Jackie if you count him." *He said, thinking.* "Sometimes there's the occasional Bing and Google fight or Wilford using his gun in the house. but other than that nothing much."
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The doctor spinning around in the chair, laughing his ass off about random things. Host was just silently sitting on the doctors bed, narrating and eating a piece of pumpkin bread. This was a normal thing that happened in the office. Either because it was 5 am in the morning or that the doctor had 7 drinks of coffee, not including the energy drinks. The Host would occupy the doctor when it was late at night because he got bored of laying in his bed trying to fall asleep. "The Host inquirers why you are laughing so loud, he add's that the doctor will wake up everyone in the house if he continues." The masked man said, turning to the doctor. "It's just that-" He hiccuped quietly "- how can a dog be that stupid! Just to walk in the road! S-sooo stupid!" It took a few moments for The Host to reply, trying to figure out if the male had any alcohol today. It seemed he had. "The Host thinks Elijah should go to bed." He muttered as he stood up and walked over to the doctor, stopping the chair from continuing to spin. "The Host ask's about the question he suppose to answer." "O-oh! That old thi- thing! I am 100% a doctor!" He answered as The Host picked up the doctor from under his shoulders with a huff and placed him on the bed. "The Host wish's the doctor a good night sleep." he said as he turned off the dim light on the nightstand, walking out of the room in silence, smirking slightly at the slightly-off man in the room ranting.
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I totallllly did not use that as a excuse to write some Host and Doctor fluff-
Would anyone read/request if I made a oneshot book with the ipliers and septic's? Just a question-
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