"Sunflower-"
"MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE ROSES TO MY YARD DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THAN ROSES DAMN RIGHHTTTT"
"What. The. Actual. Fucking. Hell."
"Do I get my free chocolate cake now?"
"What free chocolate cak-"
"Oh oh oh yeah I didn't finish."
"Finish wh-"
"I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE TO CHARGEEEE."
"..."
"Okay give me my cake please."
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"YAAAAHHHHH WHY ARE YOU HANGING UP!"
"I'm going to report you."
"Gimmmmiii my cake dooollll."
"..."
"Aaaandd she's gone."
"I don't get it why would you write on your website to sing these songs and get free cakes but then get all angry and close the phone on my face?!"
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Sunflower Bakery • PJM
Fanfiction"Do you guys deliver nudes?" "Excuse me?" ••• Texting ~ Jimin
