Sunflower Bakery • PJM

Nudes

"Sunflower bakery, how may I help you?"

"Your new cakes look delicious."

"Okay, would you like to order?"

"I'll be getting one for my grandmas birthday."

"Which one would you like sir?"

"Let me think."

"..."

"Do you guys deliver nudes?"

"Excuse me!"

"Do. You. Guys. Deliver. Nudes."

"I will chop your fuck- of course sir we have all those cakes stocked."

"Whaaaat?"

"My bosses watching me."

"Ooh Okay, well as I said I've decided. I want the nudes."

"Look you stupid pabo. This is a bakery, why the hell would we send nudes?!"

"Oh it's out of stock?"

"What is?"

"The nudes."

"..."

"Hello?"

"..."

"WHY WOULD YOU HANG UP AGAIN. ALL I WANTED WAS NUDES."