Eggs

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"Su-"

"I just witnessed my neighbor sucking of his wife's best friends face off."

"Ehh. Congratulations?"

"What should I do?"

"throw eggs."

"Okay."

"I was kidding."

"..."

"Hey idiot!"

"...."

"Oh my god."

"I did it."

"I was kidding."


"My neighbors lying down on the floor not moving ."


"I didn't know the eggs would cause that much harm. Oh god. I'm going to go to jail at this age because of you."

"Well I didn't throw actual eggs at them..."


"You said you threw eggs."


"I found stress balls in the room that have eggs skin on."

"A stress ball made your neighbor faint ?"

"It's metal.."

"Oh my god."

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