Mar 12th - 12:37 pm
[New message from Haz <3]
Haz <3: Louuu
Me: babe, why are you still awake?
Haz <3: I'm bored
Me: aww baby can't sleep tonight?
Haz <3: Heyyy
Haz <3: we're both sophisticated adults, okay?
Haz <3: just last week I purchased a vegetable
Me: sure Haz
Haz <3: ughhh
Me: what's wrong babe?
Haz <3: I'm sleepy
Me: go to bed
Haz <3: but I wanna talk to you :(
Me: then don't go to sleep
Haz <3: but I'm sleepy...
Me: I'm gonna kill you
Haz <3: hahahaha
Haz <3: sorry Lou. you're too tiny. I can't be afraid of you when you're mad, it's impossible
Me: I'm gonna stab you one day
Haz <3: I'm gonna be laughing too hard, it's not even gonna hurt
Me: I will not hesitate to strangle you whenever I see you
Haz <3: can you even reach my neck?
Me: OF COURSE I CAN
Me: FIGHT ME
Haz <3: COME AT ME
Me: HITS YOU
Me: WITH MY LIPS
Me: ON YOUR LIPS
Me: SOFTLY
Haz <3: if this is how we're gonna fight can we fight all the time
Me: sure, just let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
Haz <3: only if you let me touch your butt dumb bitch
Me: deal
Haz <3: :D
Me: Now go to sleep baby
Haz <3: okay, goodnight Lou x
Me: sleep well babe x
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