The Dekuverse! (Discontinued)

2.-Lower Your Expectations

"So Hatsume..What Is This Universe About?" Uraraka Asked

"Don't Know. Ask Kris They Mostly Know About These Things." Hatsume Replied.

Everyone Looked At Kris Wating For Their Question To Be Answerd.

"*Sigh* Deku Is A Comedian."
"..."
"Midoriya As A Comedian...I don't know.." Kaminari Said.
"Modoriya A Comedian...Is He Even Funny?" Jiro Commented.
"The Fucking Nerd Is Probably Going To Do Something Cringy As Fu-"
Bakugou Was Cut Off.
"Can You All Just Watch And Stop Asking. Ughh. I Don't Even Get Paid For This" Kris Said.

{The Reaction}

The First Thing They See Is On The Screen Is Izuku Playing On A Piano.

"We All Want Love... How Many Single Ladies Out There Are Looking For Love Tonight?~"
The Ladies 'Woo'd

Including Some Of The Girls In The -Theater.

"Yeah 'Woo' That Sadness Out. There's More Where That Came From" The People Laughed

"There's More Where That Came From.."

"Ladies I Know What You Want...Want...want."

"I Dont Know... What Do We Want" Mina Asked As The Other Girls Nodded.

"You Want A Guy That's Sweet, A Guy That's Tough, A Femenist Who Like To Pay For Stuff."

"I To Admit. Getting Free Stuff Is Pretty Nice" Uraraka Admited And All The Girls Agreed. Except Momo Ofcourse. ( I CaN't SpElL HeR GoD DaMn NaMe~)

"The Kind Of Guy That Gets Along With Your Friends, Without Being Attracted To Any Of Them~"

"A Good Boy (Koda Insert) A Bad Boy (Bakugou Insert) A Good Bad Boy (Shinso Insert)
A Half Good Half Bad Half Boy (Todoroki Insert)"

Todoroki Was Confused, Bakugou Was Pissed, And Koda Was Blushing Furiously, And Shinso...Hiding In The Corner Trying To Look Like He Is One Hundred-Percent Not Embarassed.

"Loves Your Brother Sensitive And Not Week And Is A Great Lover Calls Your Mother On The Weekends"

"Now You Might Think That This Guy Only Exists In Your Mind~"

"Well Guess What~?"

The Girls From 1A And 1B Were Honestly Getting Excited And Even Some Of The Teachers.
Some Of The Boys Were Jelous But Most Of Them Were Just Curious Who This 'Mr.Perfect' Guy Is.

"You're Right."

Everyone In The Room Deadpanned. When I Mean Everyone I Mean Everyone. Damn Even Nezu

"If you want love, lower your expectations a few
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you~"

'I'm Going To Be Single Forever'
Most Of The Girls Thought, Arrows Going Through Their Chest.

"If you want love, just pick a guy and love him
And if he's got a thing for feet, say: "F*ck it, sweep me off 'em"

It Shows Mineta Trying To Show Off But Failing Miserably.

"You Know What, I Would Honestly Rather Stay Single" Hagakure Said. And All Of The Girls Agreed And Mineta Was Left Sulking In The Corner.

"Now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic expectations for women... He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song"

Sound Of Laughter Filled The Theater

"You want a girl that's nice(Ochako Insert) a girl that's not(Kyoka Insert)
Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot(Momo Insert)"

"Gotta Agree Tho, Momo Is Ho-"
Before Mineta could Finish An Earphone Jack Peirced His Ear Cutting Him Off.

"I Will Have To Tell Midoriya Later That Calling People Names Is Very Inapropriate For A Hero"
Iida Said. "Chill Iida. Remember This Is An Alternate Viersion Of Midoriya." Kirishima Reminded.
"Still"

"The kind of girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl;
A brand new, really hot, real doll
Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with"

Akward Silence Filled The Air.

"Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind"

Mineta And Kaminari Didn't Want To Get Their Hopes Up So They Waited For The Next Line

"But she's real,"

Two Cheers Came From The Perverts.

"but last week she died"

Then Laughter Filled The Air

"If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not
If you want love, just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer"

All The Boys Were Embarrased.
Even Bakugou. Even The Teachers.

"I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob
Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
We want perfect children, a perfect life
A perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know, we don't deserve it"

"I Have To Agree. Most People Don't Deserve Most Things"
Nezu Said

"But-

We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best
'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less
We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive
And I would know I just turned 25~"

"WHAT!!!"

"DEKU-KUN!! 25!?!"

"HOW!?! kero"

"..."

"Kris You Explain."
Hatsume Said.
"Fine...Its An Alternate Univers Where Quirks Don't Exist. That Means No Super Heroes, And No Crazy Overpowered Villains."

Sero Was About To Raise His Hand But-

"Any Questions? No? Good. Next Alternate Universe"

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Next Capter Will Be Posted Somewhere In October.