I Hate You, Nothing More

Drunk Chuuya

November 16

I had both my guns out. *BANG* *BANG*
"Training? Again? Seriously Tachihara? It's still morning." "Annoying me again Gin? But it's still morning." I said in a mocking tone.
"Mehmehmeh."
Darn, her comeback was good. I felt something sneak up behind me so I turned around and shot. "Akutagawa!" I shouted in a high pitched voice.
"Both of you are immature idiots."
"You're just talking your frustrations from training with executive Dazai out on us Big Brother!" Gin then stuck out her tongue.
"Not true!" Akutagawa snapped back.
"Hey, I have an idea! How about the three of us go out to a fancy restaurant for lunch?" I suggested.
"I can't, I have training with Executive Dazai."
Suddenly an idea popped up in my mind that will make sure Akutagawa comes to lunch.

"I guess it will be just the two of us then Gin, sitting at a two person table, maybe we'll order some pasta-"
"I'll see what I can do." He said then he went away. Gin and I high-fived eachother.

~Time skip~ Lunch time

"I'm so excited!" I looked around the room.
"Where's your brother?"
"I'm here." I was happy to see Akutagawa but surprised to see his arms bruised and his nose was bleeding. I had a guess on who did it.

"Did Dazai take it that badly?" "EXECUTIVE Dazai was not happy to know I was skipping practice. After I told him, he did the usual-" He said gesturing to his whole body.
"And went to go on a mission with executive Chuuya."

I could see very clearly that he was grinding his teeth. His hands were turning into fists. His eyes as usual were on fire. Of course Gin was worried.
"Do you nee-"
"I don't need bandages Gin, It's fine." Gin went ahead to get
us a table.
"Here."
I gave him some bandages and tissues.
"I said I don't-"
"Gin isn't here anymore." There was a long period of silence. "Thanks." We walked toward the table Gin got for us.
"Lets eat!"

~Time Skip~ After eating

"Sooooo, who's paying?" We looked at eachother.
"No one?"
We made a run for it and thankfully no one saw our faces.
I ran back to the store however to get the ice cream I left.

~Time Skip~ We arrived at headquarters

"Bye guys! That was fun."
"Bye Tachihara!"
I had to be at my part-time job in 10 minutes. 'Damn' I thought,
'I'm so late.'

"Hey Tachihara! Are you working the shift tonight? I actually have something planned but if you want, I can take the shift."
"No, I can do it. I have nothing to do tonight anyway." I don't really know why, but my part-time job is being the bartender at a gay bar. Of course none of the people in Port Mafia know I work here because none of them come here.

*RiiIIiIIIiiinNNnGgggg*

I picked up my phone. "Hello? Boss Mori! Yes. Double black is still on a mission to retrieve the Information Chip of that little group called the Armed Detective Agency. Yes. I will be there Boss Mori."
"Who was that?"
"That was my Boss from my-" I said pausing, Of course no one else but Port Mafia and our rival organizations knew I was part of the biggest and most feared mafia ever.
"Other job. He said he wanted to see me, now."
"Oh Okay. Bye! Thanks for taking the shift."

~Time Skip~ Arriving at the office

"Hello Boss. You wanted to see me?"
"Yes. I wanted to talk to you about a certain person. I have been asking almost every person that has spoken to him. Of course a lot of low ranking members of our organization are terrified to even look at our young executive, so I only had to interview the high ranking people."
'Young executive? Young executive, Young executive. I thought. 'Oh!'
"Dazai? Did you want to speak about Dazai Boss?" I questioned.
"Not Dazai. More like the other half of Double Black." "Nakahara? Why did you want to speak about Chuuya, Mori? Oh! Boss Mori?"
"It seems our King of The Sheep is feeling insecure about himself." Mori said looking a bit serious.
"Why does it matter what Chuuya feels Boss?" He glared at me.

"Chuuya is strong. If in 8 years my protégé Dazai can overthrow me, then in 15 years or so Chuuya can do the same. If he is mentally unstable he can't be of use. We can't waste a person with his strength. I will do whatever it takes to help him."
"But Boss, isn't Dazai also-" I was cut off.
"Dazai has Chuuya, as long as Chuuya is there, as long as his partner is at his side, he will not spiral. Chuuya has no one to help him. Try to see what is causing this insecurity of his. Make sure they never figure out you came here."
"Yes, Boss Mori."

When I walked out of the office I saw Chuuya and Dazai there. I ran to hide behind a wall and the two walked in the room. They talked about the information chip they gained and about a vacation.

I walked back to the bar to do my shift for the night.
I was just peacefuly making drinks when I saw, him.
"Shorty?"
He turned around.
"Why you- Tachihara? Why are you here?"

What the hell was Nakahara doing here?'

"I'm the bartender here on some nights, Why are you here?"

"I just wanted to get a drink."
"In a gay bar?"
"Gay bar?"
Seriously? He didn't know?
"You didn't know Chuuya?"
"No I didn't. I'm way too tired to leave. I'll just stay here."
I hit the back of his head.
"Watch out for anyone who looks like they want to ask you out." Chuuya made a face. I know that face. Thats the 'Yeah, right.' face. He really is insecure.
"So what would you like tonight Chuuya?"
"How about two bottles of the srongest thing you have." Chuuya said with no hesitation.
"Yeah, I'm not giving you that."
"Fine, two bottles of whatever please." I took the closest two bottles and gave it to him.
"Here you go. Enjoy."

After a while I was just tending the bar and the strangest thing happened.

"Chuuya?!" He got up on the stage. And he- Oh god, And he sang, while drunk.
It was hell in a song.
"Hey! Hey Chuuya."
I tried to tell him.
"OooOhHH tAChiHArA! LoOK eVEryOnE iT'S tACHihaRA!" "Okay let's get you down from there." I took his hand (This is a Soukoku fanfic), He smacked it away.

"MmMmM... NO! I wANt To SiiIIiIInnNngGGg mY hEArt OuT!" Drunk Chuuya is annoying as hell.

~Time Skip~ 2 hours of hell later "TwO drINks oF wHATevER pleASE." He shouted loud enough for the whole room to hear.
I looked behind him. Ever since the stage outbreak, guys have been checking out Chuuya and following him.

"You want more alcohol?" I said while getting two bottles
half empty.
He nodded.
"If I give it to you will you get off the stage?" I had the drinks above his head. He was short so he could'nt reach it.
"YUppP!" I had no choice. I gave him the bottles.
'He's up to something-' He went out of the bar.
'I know he is.' I followed him, Oh My God. He was on the street hugging everyone who passed by. He was running as well. I could'nt catch up to him. I stopped trying to chase him and tried to call the Boss. He didn't answer. What am I going to do now?

~Time Skip~ After 3 hours of looking for Chuuya.

'Mori is gonna kill me.' I thought.
I was walking home when I saw Chuuya in a dark alley, laying on the floor. "Chu-" I saw a silhouette of a man picking up Chuuya and leaving.
"What the hell."
I called the boss.
"BOSS! SOMEONE TOOK CHUUYA!"
"Relax Tachihara. I put a voice recording device on his ear."
"Can I hear Boss Mori?"
"Sure, I'll put the device near the phone so you can hear."
I heard the voice.
'Chuuya?' It said. It was somehow familiar. Then I heard a drunk Chuuya.
'wHO aRe YoU?' 'Jesus, Nakahara. How am I supposed to be your partner?' I know that voice.
Wait. Is that. "DAZAI??!!!!!?"