I Hate You, Nothing More

Last Night

November 16

I looked behind me to see the trail of bodies I left.

"You really knocked all of them out huh? You're so immature Chuuya, they just called you short. Boss Mori said we aren't supposed to do things like that for no reason!" Dazai scolded.

"Relax they're just unconsious, Mom! Besides we are here for the Information Chip of the Armed Detective Agency aren't we? These guys were guarding it, so you can tell Boss Mori that I knocked lovely men out for a reason." I said, smiling.

"I don't know Mr. Fancy Hat, are they really your type?" Dazai said, smirking.

"Why you little-"
Ugh. Just seeing the mock fear on his face makes me want to kill him even more.
"My apologies King of the Sheep."
Dazai said, bowing. I really hate him.

The air was filled with silence until that idiot finally said something.

"So we have the Info Chip. What do we do now?"

"It's best that we report this to Mori." I replied.

The way back to HQ was long and we were just walking so I got bored. I turned to the suicidal man to see what he was doing, he was looking forward, and he was smirking. I looked to see what he was looking at but there was nothing.

"So what stupid thing are you thinking about?" I asked.

"Oh nothing, just thinking about what I'm doing tonight." Dazai said.

"So what are you doing tonight?" I asked again.

"Are you asking me out Nakahara? Jeez, i knew I was irrisistable but-"
Then I punched him. Hard.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?"
Dazai said, touching his left cheek.

"Are you really asking that right now? I'll punch you again." I threatened.

"You call that a punch?" He snapped back.

"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH-"

~Time skip~

We arrived at headquarters and reported to Mori.

"Good. I will assign another team to handle the rest. You two can relax for the rest of today. Don't forget our meeting tomorrow at 7:00!" Mori reminded.

"Yes! It has been ages since we had a vacation." Dazai sighed in relief.

"Shut up Dazai, it's just for today after all." I replied, grumpy as ever. Dazai was right though. I don't remember the last time we were free to do what we wanted.

"I'll be going to a bar. You can do whatever idiots do when they're bored." I said, waving my hand as I walked away. I was really tired and in the mood for a beer so I went to the nearest bar and went in.

Outside there was a sign,
It had two words on it, the first word was smudged so I couldn't read it, but the second word was 'bar' so I didn't really care what the first word was.

When I went in I immedietly heard music blasting through speakers. What really caught my attention was the stage at the back of the room. There was a pole and someone dancing on it.

"Shorty??"

I turned my head to see who said that. The bartender?

"Why you imbecile, i'll have you know that i'm still growi-Tachihara? Why are you here?" I asked, confused.

"I'm the bartender here on some nights, Why are you here?" He asked, also looking confused.

"I just wanted to get a drink." I replied.

"In a gay bar?" He said with a chuckle.

"Gay bar?" Thats when I realized. This is a gay bar. There were guys in the dark corners of the room, kissing. Some not even in the dark. How did I not notice this? There were no girls here whatsoever.

"You didn't know Chuuya? There's a sign outside."

"No I didn't. I'm waaaay too tired to leave. I'll just stay here." I said  lazily. I felt something slap the back of my head.

"Watch out for anyone who looks like they want to ask you out." Tachihara reminded. I laughed when I heard that.

"So what would you like tonight Chuuya?" He asked.

"How about two bottles of the srongest thing you have." I said with no hesitation.

"Yeah, I'm not giving you that." Tachihara said, also with no hesitation.

"Fine, two bottles of whatever please." I said, not caring.

"Here you go. Enjoy." I grabbed the two bottles as I walked toward the stage. I sat down at a corner. After a while i finished one whole bottle. I was thinking about what Tachihara said.

'Watch out for anyone who looks like they want your number and want to ask you out' Yeah right, like someone would want a person like m-

November 17
~RRrRrrIiIIiiiNNNnNNGGgG~

"Ow sHiT mY hEAd HuRTs,
gOD iTs sO BriGhT." I was on the floor of my room right beside my bed. I didn't remember anything.
Did someone bring me here?

"WHat HapPeNd?" I looked at my phone.

"12:28? ShIT iTs 12:28. Im sO LaTe fOR mY mEeTinG." I quickly got up, drank a glass of water, grabbed the first hat and pair of sunglasses I could find and ran to Port Mafia Head Quarters. 'I'm so dead.' i thought while putting on the hat and sunglasses.

"Regarding the small group called the Armed Detective Agen-" I burst through the door, cutting off Mori, all eyes on me.

"I know, I know I'm late."

"And not even fashionably la-"
"Stick it up your ass Dazai."
I was waaay too dizzy to deal with this idiot.

I went to sit at the only vacant seat.
Right. Beside. Mori.
Why universe?
Why do you hate me?

I already knew what Mori was gonna say.
"Chuuyaaaa."
"I just slept in a little Boss."
"I think he's hungover
Boss Mori. He wen't to a bar last night didn't he?"
"Shut up Dazai."
"It's fine Chuuya, just know that I don't expect this behavior from you again."
"Yes Boss."

~Time Skip~

The meeting finished, finally!
The whole meeting I was thinking about what happend last night.
I'm 70% sure I passed out on the street or somewhere
near the bar.
Did someone bring me home?
Did I bring someone home?
Oh God just thinking about it makes me wanna puke.

I felt an arm wrap around my
shoulders startling me.
*pukes*
"Chuuya! You got home safely! Thank God! Ew, that's nasty. I knew I shouldn't have given you two other bottles."
"Tachihara? I've been dying. Tell me what happend last night." I said while shaking him, however I also felt the shaking. I turned away and puked again.
"Last night? Oh Right. Well you see, it stared with-"