I Hate You, Nothing More

Jesus, Nakahara

(Note: I am sorry. This chapter might be very offensive to a lot of people so I am very very sorry to all Russian fans out there.)

November 16

"WHAT!?" I punched his face.
"Executive Dazai. My friends invited me to lunch. May I skip practice?"

'Damn Akutagawa' I thought.
He has potential, even with that crap power of his. But if he misses practice he'll lose his edge.

"Your friends invited you to lunch? So what? You're useless without practice, useless without your ability."
"With all due respect, executive-"
He looked and sounded like he was gonna snap, pausing after every word. "Don't you have a mission to do with executive Chuuya?"

I glared at him.
"Fine." He looked like he just heard the impossible. He did. "Really?" He said with a big smile I have never seen before, but quickly turned it around.
"Go before I change my mind."
He wasted no time running to a random resturaunt.

'I have to go on a mission to get an information chip from some Detective Agency.'

I started walking toward the place Chuuya and I are supposed to meet.
"You're early Dazai."
Chuuya said with a smirk.
"Hey Chuuya!"
"Don't 'Hey Chuuya' me!"
"Let's go complete the mission."

~Time Skip~ During the mission

Chuuya looked behind him, seeing the bodies on the floor.
"You really knocked all of them out huh? You're so immature Chuuya, they just called you short. Boss Mori said we aren't supposed to do things like that for no reason!"
I'm going to get in trouble for this.
"Relax they're just unconsious, Mom! Besides we are here for the Information Chip of the Armed Detective Agency aren't we? These guys were guarding it, so you can tell Boss Mori that I knocked lovely men out for a reason."
"I don't know Mr. Fancy Hat, are they really your type?"
"Why you little-."
I raised my hands in the air and put on a fake scared face.
"My apologies King of the Sheep." I said while bowing.

The air was filled with silence.
"So we have the Info Chip. What do we do now?"
"It's best that we report this to Mori."

The way back to HQ was long so I was bored. I had an idea to make Chuuya mad. I looked forward, pretending like I was dozing off.

"So what stupid thing are you thinking about?"
Good. He took the bait.
"Oh nothing, just thinking about what I'm doing tonight."
"So what are you doing tonight?"
"Are you asking me out Nakahara? Jeez, i knew I was irresistable but-"
Then he punched me. A little weak actually.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?"
"Are you really asking that right now? I'll punch you again."
I smirked.
"You call that a punch?"
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH-"

~Time skip~

We arrived at headquarters.
We were going to report to Mori but Chuuya got distraced and started talking to someone.
I went ahead and heard Mori talking to Tachihara. I opened the door a little and saw them.

"It seems our King Of the Sheep is feeling insecure about himself."

Chuuya? Insecure?
"Why does it matter what Chuuya feels Boss?"
"Chuuya is strong. If in 8 years my protégé Dazai can overthrow me, then in 15 years or so Chuuya can do the same. If he is mentally unstable he can't be of use. We can't waste a person with his strength. I will do whatever it takes to help him."

He looked serious.
 "Dazai has Chuuya, as long as Chuuya is there, as long as his partner is at his side, he will not spiral. Chuuya has no one to help him. Try to see what is causing this insecurity of his. Make sure they never figure out you came here."
I have Chuuya?
Chuuya has no one?

Tachihara started walking toward the door.
I closed the door quietly and ran back to Chuuya's side to pretend I was here the whole time.
Tachihara looked surprised to see us but he didn't notice I saw him and ran behind a wall.
Chuuya finished his conversation
and we went inside Mori's office.

"Mori. We have retrieved the Information Chip."
"Good. I will assign another team to handle the rest. You two can relax for the rest of today. Don't forget our meeting tomorrow at 7:00!"
I was so happy.
"Yes! It has been ages since we had a vacation."
"Shut up Dazai, it's just for today after all."
Chuuya was always such a downer.

"I'll be going to a bar. You can do whatever idiots do when they're bored."

I was going to follow him until I got a call.
"Unknown number?"
I said under my breath.

I don't exactly know why but I answered it.
"Hello?"
Nobody answered.
"Hel-"
Then a low voice with a thick Russian accent called out to me.
"Executive Dazai of Port Mafia?"
My expression went from amused, to serious.

"Who is this?"
"Who I am does not concern you executive. I wanted to talk more about you. You are a violent executive from the famous Port Mafia that has killed many of my brothers and sisters. The man that led the attack on my organizations HQ, and caused many of us to die."

"Oh. Vyacheslav, leader of the Russian organization, Moshchnost."
"Yes, yes. I just wanted you to know, that we are here and we are going to take your life someday, and if we can't, we will kill everyone dear to you. We will exterminate Port Mafia, even if it means dying. This I swear, Executive Dazai." Then he ended the call.

"Oh damn."
I felt so jumpy on my way back home. I wasn't scared. Well- mabye a little bit.
But I just kept thinking about what he said.

'We will kill everyone dear to you. We will exterminate Port Mafia, even if it means dying.'
Those words rang through my ears while I was going down the street.
I went through the shortcut to my house. The shortcut being a dark alley with a broken light.

I saw something. Something on the ground. Was it trash?
Oh. It's Chuuya. So I was right then, it is trash. Wait. WAIT.
"Chuuya?"
"wHO aRe YoU?" Chuuya said, obviously drunk.
"Jesus, Nakahara. How am I supposed to be your partner? Let's get you home."

I put him on my back and put his arms around me.
I held his feet as I started walking him to his house.

'Everyone dear to me huh?'
I thought.
'Well, it wouldn't be so bad without Chuuya around.'