Seungri: Hey Hyuuuungs!!
T.O.P: What the fxxk do you want? I have crackhead energy that can't go to waste
Seungri: Hyuuuung, don't use swear words, I'm too pure for thaaaaaat
G-Dragon: That's what I tried to tell you
Taeyang: How did he even- You know what, I'm not even gonna question it.
Daesung: I have no words
T.O.P: There's only one thing that can prove that Ri turned pure. Seungri, do you know how babies are made?
Taeyang: T.O.P HYUNG ARE YOU FXXKING SERIOUS!?
Seungri: Noooo~~ I don't knooow~~
G-Dragon: I'll gladly show you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Seungri: *gulp* Am I going to be okay?
Daesung: Depends
Taeyang: GD DON'T!
G-Dragon: He asked for it so he will know.
A few minutes later
Seungri: :'<
Taeyang: Oh shit. Did he go hard on you?
Seungri: He did nasty things to me :'<
G-Dragon: It's his fault. He's challenging me
T.O.P: What did he do?
Seungri: He bended me over and put his pp in my private area :'<<<<
G-Dragon: You asked and I answered
Daesung: He's too annoying like that
Taeyang: At least he's not horny
Daesung: He's gonna be annoying us all day
Taeyang: At least he's not horny
T.O.P: Who wants to go crackhead with me?
Daesung: Me
A few hours later
Seungri: I'm going to sleep Hyuuuungs~~~
G-Dragon: It's only 10pm
Seungri: IT'S PAST MY BEDTIIIIME~~~!!! PLEASE HYUNGS DON'T PUNISH MEEEEEEE~~~!!!
G-Dragon: We don't have bedtime here. Buuut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)... I would gladly punish you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Seungri: NOOOO HYUUUUNG PLEASE DOOON'T~~~!!!
After... That...
Seungri: *cries in panda*
Taeyang: Jiyong wtf?
G-Dragon: He's challenging me
Taeyang: Why didn't I debut as a soloist when I had the chance?
G-Dragon: WAIT!!! WE FORGOT ABOUT T.O.P AND DAESUNG!!!
Daesung: We're here
T.O.P: *sad in Bingu*
Daesung: What happened when we were out?
Taeyang: Jiyong raped Seungri
G-Dragon: I TOLD YOU!!! HE👏IS👏CHALLENGING👏ME👏. And who said I raped him? I kicked him in his bootiful ass
Seungri: I'm afraid of the dark... Will someone sleep with me?
G-Dragon: Imma do it
So Jiyong became Riri's life sized plushie
Tomorrow
Seungri: Jiyong wtf?
G-Dragon: YASSS LEE SEUNG HYUN IS BACC BABEH!!!
Seungri: BITCH WHAT THE FXXK!? WHAT THE FXXK!?
G-Dragon: Basically yesterday you turned pure and you were more annoying than the others think Nyongtory is
Seungri: ME!? PURE!? OH HELL NOOOO~~~!!!
Taeyang: *comes kickin the door* And Jiyong raped you. Twice
Seungri: R U suuure?
G-Dragon: *flashback from Seungri's solo* Where R U From!! Plus... I👏FXXKING👏DIDN'T👏RAPE👏HIM!!! I KICKED HIM IN DAT HOLY ASS
Seungri: I-
Taeyang: He probably already made you a bruise on your ass
Seungri: I would kill you but I love you too much to hurt you
Le end
YOU ARE READING
Bigbang dumb scenarios
HumorThese five dumb fucks get involved into dumb scenarios. I wouldn't recommend this story to you if you are too pure for that. Just saying.
