T.O.P: Oi children... I have a problem...
Taeyang: Ah shit. Here we go again *visible annoyance*
T.O.P: I... I TRIED TO OUT-PIZZA THE HUT!!!
Daesung: Sometimes I wonder why I fell in love with him. This is one of those
Seungri: And why did you even try to out-pizza the hut?
T.O.P: Uuuuuhhh... Memes...?
Seungri: Are you stupid?
Matilda(time traveler grandma who happens to be 16): I can help you with that child
T.O.P: Yeee! Thanks grandma!
Matilda: You simply... Eat the pizza
Daesung: Why not eat some Daesung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)???
G-Dragon: LISTEN HERE DIPSHIT!! THIS IS SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!
Daesung: *visible sad*
G-Dragon: Since when am I Daesung's eomma?
Seungri: 💭At least I won't get a slipper thrown at me for no reason💭
Matilda: Oh That reminds me of something. *yeets slipper at Seungri*
Seungri: *visible oof*
G-Dragon: BITCH WHAT THE FXXK!? WHAT THE FXXK!?
T.O.P: Dae, do you really like Matilda?
Daesung: No Hyungie. I'm just tryna make her leave.
Taeyang: WE MANAGED TO OUT-PIZZA THE HUT!!! YAAAYYYY!!!!
Seungri: Please grant me the sweet release of ded
G-Dragon: I'm still by your side Riri
Seungri: Being in Bigbang and being Jiyongie's soulmate is the only good thing that has happened to me #sadlifeu
Matilda: Fxxk y'all I'm leaving
Taeyang: OK
Daesung: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
G-Dragon: *visible wtf*
T.O.P: At least I found a way to out-pizza the hut ㅋㅋㅋ
Seungri: YAAAAYYY THIS WEIRDO FINALLY LEFT LMAO XDDD LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Le end
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Bigbang dumb scenarios
HumorThese five dumb fucks get involved into dumb scenarios. I wouldn't recommend this story to you if you are too pure for that. Just saying.
