T.O.P tries to out-pizza the hut

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T.O.P: Oi children... I have a problem...

Taeyang: Ah shit. Here we go again *visible annoyance*

T.O.P: I... I TRIED TO OUT-PIZZA THE HUT!!!

Daesung: Sometimes I wonder why I fell in love with him. This is one of those

Seungri: And why did you even try to out-pizza the hut?

T.O.P: Uuuuuhhh... Memes...?

Seungri: Are you stupid?

Matilda(time traveler grandma who happens to be 16): I can help you with that child

T.O.P: Yeee! Thanks grandma!

Matilda: You simply... Eat the pizza

Daesung: Why not eat some Daesung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)???

G-Dragon: LISTEN HERE DIPSHIT!! THIS IS SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!

Daesung: *visible sad*

G-Dragon: Since when am I Daesung's eomma?

Seungri: 💭At least I won't get a slipper thrown at me for no reason💭

Matilda: Oh That reminds me of something. *yeets slipper at Seungri*

Seungri: *visible oof*

G-Dragon: BITCH WHAT THE FXXK!? WHAT THE FXXK!?

T.O.P: Dae, do you really like Matilda?

Daesung: No Hyungie. I'm just tryna make her leave.

Taeyang: WE MANAGED TO OUT-PIZZA THE HUT!!! YAAAYYYY!!!!

Seungri: Please grant me the sweet release of ded

G-Dragon: I'm still by your side Riri

Seungri: Being in Bigbang and being Jiyongie's soulmate is the only good thing that has happened to me #sadlifeu

Matilda: Fxxk y'all I'm leaving

Taeyang: OK

Daesung: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

G-Dragon: *visible wtf*

T.O.P: At least I found a way to out-pizza the hut ㅋㅋㅋ

Seungri: YAAAAYYY THIS WEIRDO FINALLY LEFT LMAO XDDD LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Le end

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