A/N: I came up with this while listening to Lee Suhyun's Alien so yah...
G-Dragon: HYUNGS!!! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH DAESUNG AND SEUNGRI!!!!
T.O.P: Sure. Did they sniff cocaine?
Taeyang: OH PLEASE TELL ME THEY DIDN'T!!
G-Dragon: No they didn't sniff any cocaine, heroine or drugs in general. We don't even take drugs
Seungri: jfjdjdnxjshbskd
Daesung: udishdodihwn
T.O.P: Are... Are you sure?
G-Dragon: They turned alien!
Taeyang: Wtf?
G-Dragon: Exactly
T.O.P: This feels more like sniffing cocaine than turning alien
G-Dragon: Oh Bigbang *sigh*
Seungri: kfifbdjcudbdbcitaeyang?
Taeyang: Tf-
T.O.P: I think he's talking to you
Daesung: kfifhdhcufhdjfhfh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
Taeyang: Uuuuuhhh.....
Seungri: yfheucushfufuneifshnsidh? 👉👌?
Taeyang: *realizes* OH FUCK NO!!!
G-Dragon: Are they really sex talking to you?
Taeyang: Looks like it
T.O.P: When I say sniffed cocaine I mean it
Taeyang: HYUNG, DAESUNG IS TOO PURE TO KNOW WHAT COCAINE IS! SEUNGRI DOESN'T EVEN SMOKE FFS!!
T.O.P: Too bad for him...
Daesung: ufhelaidjbfu 🍆🍑?
Taeyang: WHO CORRUPTED THE CHILD!?
T.O.P: Probably Seungri
G-Dragon:👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁👄👁
Taeyang: Seungri...
Seungri: ifidndif 🍆👅
Taeyang: Fuck this shit I'm out. Fuck this shit I'm out NO THANKS! Don't mind me Imma just grab my stuff and leave excuse me please
G-Dragon: Anyone has alien language translator?
T.O.P: Google it
G-Dragon: So helpful *rolls eyes*. Wait. It's actually helpful!
T.O.P: ufnepxurspidnfochwn!
Seungri: icudhem ↓
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A/N: Periodt Seungri is made by me
G-Dragon: Did he just say RoOd in alien language!? 👄👁👄👁👄
T.O.P: Yes
Taeyang: I-
Daesung: ugksosurofowj
T.O.P: ifushdosiaj
Seungri: liduenkxhsnsk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
T.O.P: 👄👁👄 Seungri, u r gonna give Taeyang a heart attack. Stop sex talking
G-Dragon: Stop talking alien in general. We're confused
Seungri: ifjso
Taeyang: What... The... Duck!?
Seungri: It was all a joke 😔👉👈
Daesung: We were bored. So we learnt alien language. And Seungri started being nasty with it.
GToBae: Typical Ri
Taeyang: I hate both of you for that. So never speak to me!
Seungri is thinking to himself btw
Seungri: Just wait until your birthday bish
Uuuhh... Le End...?
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Bigbang dumb scenarios
HumorThese five dumb fucks get involved into dumb scenarios. I wouldn't recommend this story to you if you are too pure for that. Just saying.
