G-Dragon wakes up Seungri violently
Seungri: Whines cuz he's a fucking hoe JIYONGIEEEEE~~~ I WAS STILL SLEEPY!
G-Dragon: Someone is fucking moaning!
Seungri: Definitely me right now tries to go back to sleep
G-Dragon: Shut up you fucking hoe
Seungri: You are the one being a hoe
G-Dragon: Said by the one that is desperate to get more spanking when I slap your beautiful ass
Taeyang: Why are you two awake? It's 6 in the morning
Seungri: Taeyang shut up you piece of shit with cum dressing
Taeyang: Said by you who always has wet dreams about having a fucking fivesome with all of us
G-Dragon: SEUNGRI!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?
Seungri: How do you know about my wet dreams!?
Taeyang: I walked up to your room because I heard soft moans and I saw you jerking off in your sleep for the like fifth time
Seungri: How do you know it was my fifth orgasm?
Taeyang: Cuz you came so much that I assumed you've had at least four orgasms
Seungri: You know too much Youngbae-ah
T.O.P: Because of you assholes Daesung walked out of my room in the middle of... Something...
Seungri: Sex?
T.O.P: Maknae-ah you know too much
G-Dragon: Hyung, are you sure that Daesung enjoyed it?
T.O.P: Yes
Daesung: Yelling in the distance NO I DIDN'T!
T.O.P: GOCHIMA!
Taeyang: I could clearly hear him screaming so gochima my ass
T.O.P: It's his high note
Taeyang: More like scream
T.O.P: You are just jealous of me because I've lost my virginity and you haven't you fucking gay ass bitch!
Seungri: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH BURNT!!!
Taeyang: First of all I didn't lose my virginity because I agreed with Hyorin to not to it yet. Second of all Seungri you lost your virginity by getting fucked till you pass out not the other way around!
Seungri: YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE!
Taeyang: Also have you heard of actually using your dick instead of getting wet by getting fucked like an animal?
Seungri: I can fuck you right now if you keep being like that!
G-Dragon: NOT TODAY MISTER!
Taeyang: Also Let me expose some of your dirty secrets Seungri
Seungri: ISTG IF YOU DARE!!!
Taeyang: Oh! I have a good one
G-Dragon: What is it? Please tell me Youngbae-ah! We are bros come on! PLEASE!
Taeyang: Okay. I thought I was alone at the dorm and I heard a noise from Seungri's room. I decided to take a look cuz I was scared.
T.O.P: Why did you even... This is how everyone dies in horror movies. For all you knew from the very moment you checked you could have BANG die
Daesung: FR tho
T.O.P: come for a second round Dae baby
Daesung: No!
T.O.P: ;-;
Taeyang: Okay. So I opened the door and I saw Seungri laying on his chest with a pink thing all the way up his ass moaning "Ooh Ahh~ Jiyongie~ Harder~"
Seungri: I DIDN'T!
Taeyang: I stayed there frozen cuz I was shocked. Turns out he likes to pretend he's getting fucked by Jiyong when no one is around
G-Dragon: That sounds like something only Seungri could do
Seungri: THANK YOU TAEYANG! I SO APPRECIATE IT!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA EXPOSE NEXT? THAT I LIKE GETTING FUCKED TILL I CAN'T WALK FOR A WEEK!? THAT I HUMP JIYONG'S LEG EVERY TIME HE DOESN'T LET ME CUM THE NIGHT BEFORE!? OR THAT I FUCK MYSELF WHEN I CAN'T GET JIYONG TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!?
G-Dragon: And then you are wondering why I stop thrusting inside of you every time the exact moment you have to cum. You needy slut
T.O.P: Why would you even fuck him tho? He looks like a dead animal when he's sleeping
G-Dragon: You can say that about Daesung!
T.O.P: No Daesung is cute. Seungri looks like shit with extra cum dressing
Taeyang: I... I didn't even know all of these... Seungri? Are you for real?
Seungri: N... No? I was joking... Embarrassed giggle
Daesung: You sounded dead serious tho
T.O.P: DAESUNG! BED! NOW!
Seungri: And you call me a needy bitch
T.O.P: I can shove my whole hand in your ass and you won't be able to walk for a month. Also I never called you needy. It was Jiyong
Seungri: Jiyongie!! Get over here now!
G-Dragon: Why?
Seungri: Cuz I want a dick inside me. NOOOOOWWWW~~~!!!
G-Dragon: Say less
T.O.P: SEE DAESUNG!? JIYONG COMES TO SEUNGRI WHEN HE'S A NEEDY SLUT! I NEED YOU IN BED WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Daesung: Okay fine whatever. I don't even care about how things turned out to be right now
Seungri moans incredibly loudly
T.O.P: SEUNGRI SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING SLUT DIPPED IN CUM! YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!
G-Dragon: Look who's talking
T.O.P: When me and Daesung do it it's hot and sexy enough to give you a boner but when you two do it it's cringy enough to give you cancer
Seungri: Said by the one who doesn't know if his lover even enjoys getting fucked moans
Daesung: THIS IS MY HIGH NOTE YOU DUMB FUCK!
T.O.P: Like a boss
Taeyang: Y'all are extremely fucking horny
Taeyang: I can hear all of you screaming!
Taeyang: Call me when you're done. I'm going at Hyorin's
Uhh... Le End...?
A/N: Sorry for that hehe 😏
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HumorThese five dumb fucks get involved into dumb scenarios. I wouldn't recommend this story to you if you are too pure for that. Just saying.
