Cell vs cell Jr

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Cell: look jr it's important for you to follow my advice

Cell Jr:And why's that

Cell:Cause I'm much wiser and older then you

Cell Jr:Your six

Cell:Six seconds from beating your ass look all I'm saying is that strangers are dangerous you just don't go around and follow these wired people there are dick people out there what of they try to hurt you.

Cell Jr:I can literally blow up a planet

Cell:And in return they'll blow up your butt

Cell Jr:I get what your saying dad you can stop

Cell:Let me tell you a story

Cell Jr:Oh god kill me

Cell:once upon a time I meant this wired guy at a restaurant and he offered me free pizza in return for sexual favors now the moral of the story is don't let people Temp you alright even if they offer you shit like uh

Cell Jr:Candy

Cell: especially candy it's a sick world Jr a sick sick world*Cell was eating pizza with a pizza box in his other hand*

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