~Haikyuu Chatfic~

[3] a meeting within the setters

Pretty setter squad

KaGAYyama: are we just going to ignore the fact that Bokuto is at Akaashi's house

Bokuto's pretty bitch: actually, I'm at his house

Vodka mom: ohhh, watcha doin' there 😏

Bokuto's pretty bitch: stop

Vodka mom: no

SLUT: we should meet up sometime

Kitten: no, It's gonna be chaos

SLUT: nO iT WoUldN'T

Bokuto' pretty bitch: yES iT WoUld

Vodka slut: don't you think it would be a good idea to meet in person

KaGAYyama: if mom's in, I'm in

SLUT: plsssss

Bokuto's pretty bitch: ...

Kitten: ...

Bokuto's pretty bitch: if Kenma says yes, I'll go

Kitten: if Akaashi says yes, I'll go

SLUT: I'll buy that game you wanted it you cm

Kitten: ok I'll cm

Bokuto's pretty bitch: fraternizer

SLUT: what does that even mean?

Bokuto's pretty bitch: it means traiter, uncultured swine

Vodka mom: anyways...
vodka mom: where shud me meet up?

Bokuto's pretty bitch: not kenma's

Kitten: not Akaashi's

Vodka mom: ok so that's ruled out

KaGAYyama: what about ur place, mom?

Vodka mom: my relatives are over

KaGAYyama: mine?

SLUT: we can't do it in ur house or suga's cos the majority lives in Tokyo

KaGAYyama: what about ur Oikawa?

SLUT: sure, I live alone too

Slut shared a location

SLUT: Yaho~

Vodka mom: let's meet up tomorrow
Vodka mom: I'll ask daichi to drop me and kageyama

SLUT: no intruders, don't get anyone else
SLUT: ONLY PRETTY SETTER SQUAD

Bokuto's pretty bitch: this one time I'll agree with him
Bokuto's pretty bitch: anyways I've got to go

Kitten: don't leave me alone

Bokuto's pretty bitch: suffer

KaGAYyama: what's he got to do

Vodka mom: fuck his boyfriend

SLUT: More like, get fucked by his boyfriend

Kitten: hope he can walk tomorrow