~Haikyuu Chatfic~

[20] #urnotbilingual

Tendou: I was at school and I heard this girl in the hallway scream, "FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MAN HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS"

Yachi: i-

Kiyoko: the girl was me

Tanaka: KIYOKO UR LESBIAN

kiyoko: ya

Kuroo: Stan lesbians 💓

Kenma: ur gay, why r u simping

Kuroo: I just stan lesbians 👑

Kenma: ur weird

Kuroo: am not

Kenma: are too

Kuroo: am not

Daichi: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Kuroo: calm down Jamal
Kuroo: don't pull out the nine

Oikawa: how many languages do u know?

Suga: I'm sure everyone knows at least 2

Iwaisumi: I know 5

Kuroo: l i t

Semi: which ones?

Iwaisumi: Hindi, English, Japanese, Telugu and Gujarati

Bokuto: I-
Bokuto: I don't know 2 languages in what he mentioned

Akaashi: Telugu and Gujarati are languages usually spoken in India so most people don't know it

Oikawa: ya my bf knows a lot of languages *proud*

Iwaisumi: I'm Indian, of course Ik my own native language

Makki: what

Mattsun: the

Ushiwaka: frick

Tendou: frack

Kuroo: l i t

Oikawa: well, I knew that 😌

Iwaisumi: duh

Makki: h o w

Iwaisumi: I'm moved here when I was very little

Mattsun: s h o c k e r

Shirabu: it's not that I'm not interested in the current conversation
Shirabu: but does anyone know French?

Akaashi: me

Shirabu: that's good
Shirabu: anyways I hv a friend who wants to lear-

Semi: can someone just
Semi: explain French to me

Makki: it's Spanish but cursive

Kuroo: you hv 11 letters, you pronounce 4

Atsumu: Learn to speak Spanish, now learn to speak Italian. Now subtract the Spanish from Italian. You are left with French

Oikawa: Latin, but make it ✨ fashion ✨

Akaashi: that's not how it-

Atsumu: shush 🤫

Akaashi: but-

Oikawa: .

Akaashi: sigh

Suga: so we are all bilingual except Akaashi and Iwa

Shirabu: bilingual my ass, you're either heteroligual or homolingual

Noya: #urnotbilingual #urconfused #stopbeinggreedy

Tanaka: #itsjustaphase #youllmeetanicelanguageandsettledown

Kuroo: #thebiblesaysadamandeve #nothebrewandcatonese

Sukusa: ITS 5 AM GO TO SLEEP

Tsukki: ur awake too.

Ushiwaka: the sun has come out

Tendou: the sun is gay

Makki: *white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

Sakusa: why did u add me?

Tsukki: Perish.

Oikawa: lol

Iwaisumi: 😂

Mattsun: I love this gc

Sakusa: I really don't

Daichi: ^

Ennoshita: ^

Tsukki: ^

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKAASHI!!!)
sry didn't update in a while but atleast it's on Akaashi's birthday 💀