[19] *hinata voice* NanDE kOrReEE

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Makki: DASHING THROUGH THE HALLS!

Bokuto: FAILED MY TEST YESTERDAY!!

Akaashi: you failed what!?!

Kuroo: DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO

Tendo: WITH MY LIFE TODAY!!!

Noya: JINGLE BELLS

Shirabu: SEMI SMELLS!

Semi: hey!

Akaashi: HiT mE wITh A sLEigH

Tsukki: I'm so done

Kenma: this isn't fun

Lev: THERE GOES MY GPA

Mattsun: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Akaashi:it... isn't Christmas

Suga: ^

Makki: oH
Makki: OIKAWA!

Oikawa: MAKKI

Makki: you little slut

Oikawa: OMG you fell for it omg help me I'm dying

Noya: uhhhh

Tanaka: what happened

Oikawa: Makki and mattsun are SO dumb
Oikawa: ohhhhhhh myyyyyyy doggggggg

Tsukki: 'dog'

Oikawa: *dog
Oikawa: *god

Mattsun: WAY TO GO AND MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSLEF OIKAWA
Mattsun: WAY
Mattsun: TO
Mattsun: GO
Mattsun: wait...
Mattsun: * yourself

Bokuto: this is amazing

Kuroo: bro I hv never laughed so hard

Iwaisumi: Oikawa convinced both of those idiots that it's Christmas

Bokuto: BRO

Kuroo: BRO

Oikawa: BRO

Yaku: dear lord, please save me from this wrath

Asahi: child, there is nothing I can do to assist

Noya: Asahi-san!

Kagayama: ITS NO-SIMP-SEPTEMBER!

Akaashi: it's November...

Tendo: am I missing something or...
Tendo: since when is Oikawa a certified "BRO"

Daichi: since all the captains met in Tokyo

Tendo: ahhhhh

Tanaka: I know this is random but get this...
Tanaka: you make ten meals, but ur not a cook... you make 20 paintings, but ur not a artist.
Tanaka: but you kill oNE PERSON-

Suga: tanaka nO-

Noya: tanaka yES-

Semi: something is seriously wrong with this chat...

Shirabu: happy realisation day!

Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHI

Akaashi: WHAT

Bokuto: DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF THAT DIED

Akaashi: NO
Akaashi: WHY

Bokuto: HE PASTA AWAY

Akaashi: ...
Akaashi: I hate you

Kuroo: bahahahahah

Suga: 🤦‍♀️

Oikawa: why'd you use the women facepalming

Suga: I'm no longer Suga, I'm Sugako

Oikawa: WeLl ChAnGE bAcK BiTCh

Yaku: that's not how it works-

Oikawa: that's how it works now

Lev: but-

Oikawa:

Suga: wowSuga: if that's the case then change back to male

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Suga: wow
Suga: if that's the case then change back to male

Oikawa: I wish
Oikawa: WHATeuhshushbs
Oikawa:

Oikawa: I'm back bitchesOikawa: in ur face SugaOikawa: IN YOUR FACEOikawa: in

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Oikawa: I'm back bitches
Oikawa: in ur face Suga
Oikawa: IN YOUR FACE
Oikawa: in.
Oikawa: ur.
Oikawa: stinky.
Oikawa: face.

Iwaisumi: ur such a child...

Oikawa: but you love me~

Iwaisumi: sigh
Iwaisumi: yeahhhhhhh

Makki: ew.

Kenma: hey Akaashi

Daichi: is he on alcohol again

Kuroo: he's in school I don't think so

Akaashi: hey

Kenma: whatcha doin

Akaashi: eating lunch

Kenma: oh

Akaashi: watcha doing?

Kenma: walking to my locker

Akaashi: so texting me to look cool and avoid social contact

Kenma: yep.

Akaashi: smh

Yaku: typical Kenma

Lev: yep!

Yaku: shut up!

Lev: I just said a word

Yaku: and I told u to shut up

Kuroo: I just calculated
Kuroo: I'm 100 kilos
Kuroo: and I just ate 800 gramms ravioli
Kuroo: like a whole fucking can
Kuroo: that means I'm 0.8% ravioli

Kenma: the fuck Kuroo

Kuroo: just saying

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