Makki: DASHING THROUGH THE HALLS!Bokuto: FAILED MY TEST YESTERDAY!!
Akaashi: you failed what!?!
Kuroo: DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO
Tendo: WITH MY LIFE TODAY!!!
Noya: JINGLE BELLS
Shirabu: SEMI SMELLS!
Semi: hey!
Akaashi: HiT mE wITh A sLEigH
Tsukki: I'm so done
Kenma: this isn't fun
Lev: THERE GOES MY GPA
Mattsun: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Akaashi:it... isn't Christmas
Suga: ^
Makki: oH
Makki: OIKAWA!Oikawa: MAKKI
Makki: you little slut
Oikawa: OMG you fell for it omg help me I'm dying
Noya: uhhhh
Tanaka: what happened
Oikawa: Makki and mattsun are SO dumb
Oikawa: ohhhhhhh myyyyyyy dogggggggTsukki: 'dog'
Oikawa: *dog
Oikawa: *godMattsun: WAY TO GO AND MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSLEF OIKAWA
Mattsun: WAY
Mattsun: TO
Mattsun: GO
Mattsun: wait...
Mattsun: * yourselfBokuto: this is amazing
Kuroo: bro I hv never laughed so hard
Iwaisumi: Oikawa convinced both of those idiots that it's Christmas
Bokuto: BRO
Kuroo: BRO
Oikawa: BRO
Yaku: dear lord, please save me from this wrath
Asahi: child, there is nothing I can do to assist
Noya: Asahi-san!
Kagayama: ITS NO-SIMP-SEPTEMBER!
Akaashi: it's November...
Tendo: am I missing something or...
Tendo: since when is Oikawa a certified "BRO"Daichi: since all the captains met in Tokyo
Tendo: ahhhhh
Tanaka: I know this is random but get this...
Tanaka: you make ten meals, but ur not a cook... you make 20 paintings, but ur not a artist.
Tanaka: but you kill oNE PERSON-Suga: tanaka nO-
Noya: tanaka yES-
Semi: something is seriously wrong with this chat...
Shirabu: happy realisation day!
Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHI
Bokuto: AKAASHIAkaashi: WHAT
Bokuto: DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF THAT DIED
Akaashi: NO
Akaashi: WHYBokuto: HE PASTA AWAY
Akaashi: ...
Akaashi: I hate youKuroo: bahahahahah
Suga: 🤦♀️
Oikawa: why'd you use the women facepalming
Suga: I'm no longer Suga, I'm Sugako
Oikawa: WeLl ChAnGE bAcK BiTCh
Yaku: that's not how it works-
Oikawa: that's how it works now
Lev: but-
Oikawa:
Suga: wow
Suga: if that's the case then change back to maleOikawa: I wish
Oikawa: WHATeuhshushbs
Oikawa:Oikawa: I'm back bitches
Oikawa: in ur face Suga
Oikawa: IN YOUR FACE
Oikawa: in.
Oikawa: ur.
Oikawa: stinky.
Oikawa: face.Iwaisumi: ur such a child...
Oikawa: but you love me~
Iwaisumi: sigh
Iwaisumi: yeahhhhhhhMakki: ew.
Kenma: hey Akaashi
Daichi: is he on alcohol again
Kuroo: he's in school I don't think so
Akaashi: hey
Kenma: whatcha doin
Akaashi: eating lunch
Kenma: oh
Akaashi: watcha doing?
Kenma: walking to my locker
Akaashi: so texting me to look cool and avoid social contact
Kenma: yep.
Akaashi: smh
Yaku: typical Kenma
Lev: yep!
Yaku: shut up!
Lev: I just said a word
Yaku: and I told u to shut up
Kuroo: I just calculated
Kuroo: I'm 100 kilos
Kuroo: and I just ate 800 gramms ravioli
Kuroo: like a whole fucking can
Kuroo: that means I'm 0.8% ravioliKenma: the fuck Kuroo
Kuroo: just saying
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~Haikyuu Chatfic~
FanfictionHaikyuu chatfic -featuring: pretty setter squad, BiTcHEs and 'ThE TOpS + LeV' Started: 30th August 2020 Finished: ???