𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 ♚ s. hyde ✔

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"Okay, guys, road trip checklist," Eric sighs as he, Steven, Fez and I stand by the Cruiser. "Car, check. Okay, we're good. Ana, are you sure we can't take yours?"

I raise my eyebrows at him. "Last time I drove you guys for a long time in my car, you trashed it. So, no."

"Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we go there?" Fez queries.

"The beer is stronger, and, as a result, their women look prettier," Steven answers cooly.

"Then let's haul ass to Canada!"

Eric shushes him. "If my dad finds out we're going to Canada, for beer, no less, he's going to start killing people, okay?"

I rest my head on Steven's shoulder with a coy grin. "He won't kill me."

"Watch it, Volkov."

"Alright!" Kelso yells, running toward us. "Canada! Whoo-hoo! Beer!"

I wince as he blasts an airhorn.

"Kelso, you're not going," Eric orders.

His face drops. "What? Why not?"

"This is a risky mission," Hyde explains. "You tend to screw these things up."

"Well, why does Ana get to go and not me! She's a girl!"

I choose to ignore the comment.

Steven kisses the top of my head. "She has Russian spy experience."

"Shut up," I laugh.

"I don't screw things up!" Kelso fires. "It's a damnable lie."

"Mike, remember that one time we were going to put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridewell's door and you lit it in the car on the way over?"

He giggles, "Yeah, I wanted to see it all flamey."

"And then you panicked and stepped on it?"

"Ana, it was on fire!"

Eric chuckles. "Yeah, okay, you're not going."

"Wait, I won't use the airhorn and I'll pay for the gas... and the beer!"

We glance at Eric, who breaks out into a grin. "I can't stay mad at you! Come on, you big lug."

Before we can get in the car, we spot Leo peering through one of the windows in the backseat. "Hey, dudes. And Spacious."

"Leo, man, what are you doing here?" Steven asks.

He shrugs. "Sittin'. What are you doing here?"