Everyone was staring at Goku and Vegeta along with Shroomy and Bob, prompting Goku to continue explaining what he meant.
Goku:Well, before Vegeta and I ran into your other friends, we decided to do a little bit of sparring and things got a little messy. We eventually found Shroomy and Bob and then we came here.
John:S-So, you two sparred and wherever you did it, you left it a big fucking wreck, causing that Belle girl to come here?
Vegeta:Yes.
John and John:FUCK!
Goku:Is that bad?
SMG4:Very. Real life John said that people here won't take too kindly to us!
Tari:Now we definitely have to be careful.
Meanwhile in an open field nearby, soldiers and other government officials were at the sight of where Goku and Vegeta's spar took place, investigating to figure out what caused the crater and the portal they came out of as well until a large, black vehicle along with cars matching the color came and stopped at the sight. The side door of the truck opened and steps formed as the renowned scientist, Dr. Ivo Robotnik stepped out of the truck with Belle and his operatives following him. He stopped in front of the Major and grinned.
Dr. Robotnik:Are you in charge here?
Military Major:Yes, I-
Dr. Robotnik:Nope.
Military Major:M-
Dr. Robotnik:Wrong.
Military Major:My name-
Dr. Robotnik:I'm in charge!
Military Major:Is Major-
Dr. Robotnik:ME!
Military Major:Ben-
Dr. Robotnik:I'm in charge.
Belle:*Pulls up a projection on her arm*
Dr. Robotnik:You've never seen anything like this before. This is on the top banana. In a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. *Makes robot noises* In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Fontiere?
Belle:Doc thinks you're basic.
Dr. Robotnik:I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. *Inputs the commands to his drones* Is he still looking at me funny?
Belle:Yeah, he is.
Dr. Robotnik:Tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history.
Belle:If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll pull up your secret-
Military Major:I'M NOT DEAF.
Dr. Robotnik:And tell him his men report to me now, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.
Military Major:Excuse me. Listen, pal. I don't know if you're realizing who-
Dr. Robotnik:I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?
Military Major:Benning-
Dr. Robotnik:NOBODY CARES! Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. And nobody cares about how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a 3rd Grade level. Have you finished Charlotte's Web? Spoiler alert;She dies in the end. But she leaves a big, creepy egg sack.
Eventually, Robotnik's drones flew out of the top of the large truck he arrived in and stopped behind him.
Dr. Robotnik:My babies. Look what came out of my egg sack. You know what I love about machines? They do what they're told. They follow their programming, they don't need time to get drunk and put the boat in the water. And you, do what you're told and stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss. And watch my machines do your job.
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