Deku~Verse

⚠️ Dark humor⚠️

" ok so the next one is called dark humor. " All my Emos got excited including Izuku and Katsuki.

" Ooo dark humor. I like it" says shinso. Aizawa agrees.

" Ok let's start then"

Everyone is seen in the common room. Including Aizawa and Shinso.
Aizawa is filling out paperwork and his pen breaks. " Huh guess I'll die now". Everyone with trauma looked at him and smirked.
" There's painkillers in the first aid box" says Todoroki with past Physical  and mental abuse.
" I think there's rope in the closet in the kitchen" says shinso with a history of being bullied and neglected by his parents.
"Theres  bleach in the dorm bathroom" says Bakugou with a history of emotional abuse and PTSD  from being kidnapped.

All Emos are laughing getting those are you ok what the fuck stares. Present mic is used to dark humor living with Aizawa and Shinso.

" There's a knife in the kitchen" says Tokoyami with PTSD from training camp. After loosing control of dark shadow.
" Don't be a coward. Jump off the roof. " Says Midoriya with a history of bullying, physical, emotional, mental and sexual abuse.
" There's broken cables. Go electrocute yourself." Says Denki with a history of Emotional, Physical abuse, and bullying.

Everyone looks at Denki. He looks down then to Midoriya. Izuku looks at Denki with worry knowing he was just exposed. Denki runs to Izuku who has his arms open for Denki to get a hug. Denki cries. " Hey hey denks it's ok. You're not there anymore. Your with me and mom and living in the dorms. It's ok bottom buddy" Deku says to  Denki who is calming down. Katsuki knows about Denki so he welcomes him when he comes to him and Deku's dorm.
" Denki is this true" asks Aizawa. Who is in Dadzawa mode. He gets a nod from Denki. " Who did it" he asks the boy. " My step dad. He hurt me and mom so much. " Denki says sniffling, holding back more tears from falling.

" Karuma-Chan send me to Denki's stepdad. I'm gonna have a little... Chat with him." Aizawa says quirk activated. I snap my fingers sending him there to Denki's stepfather." I show no mercy. If he gets killed I'll spit on his grave" I say with a sadistic smirk on my face. Denki runs up to me and hugs me. I slightly panic. I hate being touched for reasons. I flinch back so hard everyone saw it. Yet didn't? Deku and Katsuki are looking at me. I look away from the two, choosing to ignore it. Well mostly ignore it anyways. 

"I just hate being touched that's all. " I say smiling. Or attempting to.

" Hey Aizawa don't be a pussy. Go stick your head in the oven" says Shoji with a history of bullying and being out casted. Due to his looks without his mask.
" Oh my goodness! Are you guys ok!?" Screams Momo. The Emos just start laughing more.
" Mr. Aizawa  you should not encourage suicidal  behavior" Iida says making a chopping motion.
" Oh shut up four eyes. He's not really gonna do it you damn dumbass" Bakugou says with a grunt and eye roll.
" You guys are some fucked up lunatics" Mina says. Then smirks along with the rest of everyone in the common room. " We the class of psychopaths." Everyone yells standing. Sero got that all on video.

~finished~ 

" So what y'all think about that one?" I ask knowingly. The Emos smirk viciously at me. Receiving one back. Ah what a lovely world this is.

" Hey Karuma are you gonna tell me now?" Deku asks me with concern. I just nod sadly at him. "I'm not much of a crier so if I get mad know I'm sad" I explain Anger already Lacing my voice. " I can tell. Kacchan is my boyfriend after all." He says smirking knowingly at said boy. Katsuki scoffs and rolls his eyes.

After explaining I might have sorta  kinda broke the fourth wall. So if the characters talk to you then just know it's my fault.

Deku: oh so that's what the readers are. Hiii!!!

Karuma:  stop breaking the fourth wall. It already in pieces I don't need it more dusty then shiggys sex life!

Shigaraki: Ill have you know my sex life is great 

Karuma: Ok sure and I'm not addicted to nicotine; so now we both lying. 

Shigaraki: *silence*

Karuma: Now stop breaking the fourth wall you two. 

Deku: oh sorry Karuma. Byeeee!

Karuma: it's ok my son you're fine

"Ok' Deku's says and walks back to his spot between Katsuki's legs with his back against his chest. Shigaraki walks back to his seat quietly. 

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