𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃
❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫
❝ they couldn't see how awesome
duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞
❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞
╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,
y/n just wanted...
"I can't believe you got attached to a human. A human. Really, I never expected it from someone like you, Duolingo." Satan said, a small sting of poison laid on his voice as he pronounced the green bird's name. He adverted his red eyes to the giant green bird in front of him as he crossed his legs, adjusting into a comfortable position on his throne in hell. The distant sound of horrifying screams and cries for help filled his ears like a lullaby. Oh he could fall asleep to these sweet, sweet melodies anytime~
"It's nothing like that." Duolingo responded nonchalantly, making eye contact with Satan. The demon with horns in front of him only hummed a response as he glared at the green bird.
"Anyways, how long have you been stalking them for?" Satan asked, curiosity filled his eyes as he leaned on his hand.
"What?" The green bird asked, perplexed and taken off guard by his question. Satan let out a chuckle, "You don't expect me to believe such shit, do you? C'mon~ Duolingo you've always been a horrible liar, I can see right through you." Satan tapped his fingers on his throne, waiting for Duolingo to reply.
The bird froze in place for a second before looking up at Satan. "And why would you care?" he replied somewhat rudely and annoyed by the question.
Satan smirked. "You know, even after we've been working together for quite some time, I never truly understood you. You don't obey me most of the time and prefer to do things your way. It's pissing me off." Satan said, mumbling the last sentence in a low and threatening tone as he glared at Duolingo with harsh cold eyes that screamed out 'murder' but in reality it was just an act to make him look more 'badass'.
Satan in a nutshell was just a sadistic idiot who happened to rule hell. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Most of the people I made a pact with are easy to control. Like a submissive puppet held by a string. A string I can pull to manipulate them and do as I please. But you, you just had to be different." Satan said, waving his hand around as he spoke, a somewhat bored expression upon his features.
"Yeah yeah whatever," The Duolingo bird said, dismissing Satan's words and murderous glare. "Also, why did you have to give me this pathetic form anyway?" the bird questioned. "It's humiliating," he mumbled under his breath as he averted his eyes from Satan's stare.
"Because that way people will think you're a nice, friendly normal bird, will download the app and when they don't complete their daily lessons, it's your job to send threatening notes. When that doesn't work anymore you kidnap their family, break their kneecaps, kill them and then bring their souls to me." Satan explained as a proud smirk settled upon his handsome face.
━━━━━━━━━━━━▲━━━━━━━━━━ This is how Satan looks in this story:
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