Flirty Puns pt.1

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Fruit;

We make a great PEAR🍐

LIME all yours 🍋

I love you BERRY much 🍓

You've got a PEACH of my heart🍑

I'm BANANAS for you🍌

I find you very AP-PEAL-ING 🍌

I love you CHERRY much 🍒

You hold the KIWI to my heart🥝

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple🍍
ORANGE you cute?🍊

You are the APPLE of my eye🍏

You're one in a MELON 🍉

HONEYDEW you love me?🍈

You are MANGO-ficent 🥭

I'm COCONUTS for you🥥


Vegetables;

I have BEAN thinking of you

Let's AVO-CUDDLE🥑

PEAS be mine

My heart BEETS you

I love you from my head TOMATOES🍅

OLIVE you

I adore you, PUMPKIN


Food;

You're my BUTTER half 🧈

You got a PIZZA my heart🍕

You DONUT even know how much I love you🍩

You are my JAM 🍯

You're BACON me crazy🥓

You are SOY awesome

BRIE mine🧀

I LOAF you so much 🍞

I love you a WAFFLE lot🧇

In QUESO you didn't know, I love you


Drinks:

You are the COOKIE to my MILK🍪🥛

I love you a LATTE ☕

Words cannot ESPRESSO how much I like you☕

You are PRE-TEA cute🍵



















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