Sing, saddest moment, fight

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MissUnpopularOpinion dares Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy to sing "I am not eating bugs" by GHOST.

Freddy: ...let's do this....
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Chica: Hi there, I'm _____ from "Dance with the Dead"!
And... uhhhh
Y-You know what, I think I'm going to skip out on this one. Bye!

Freddy: Father said that this world isn't for me
I tried to pray for a new reality
"So come to me, we can change night into day"
A tied up moth seemed to know a different way

All: DON'T REMEMBER IT, DON'T RETURN TO IT

Freddy: Oh, father tore out the umbilical cord
There's nothing left in the bottle keeping me scoredWe'll abandon the scenery in the...

All: PAY CHILD SUPPORT, PAY CHILD SUPPORT

Foxy: Divorce Office

All: Can't say I'd ever eat bugsNot on toast and not in a panHell no, I'm not eating bugsI am allergic to bugs and mothsCan't pay the mortgage on timeI put avocados on my toastI don't eat bugs on my toastI am allergic to bugs and moths

Freddy: oh god my allergies

Bonnie and Chica: John 3:33

Freddy: IS THERE A BUG IN HERE PLEASE

Bonnie: I have no goddamn idea who john is

Chica: those who have accepted that you will eat a bug

Bonnie: or what a bible verse is

Freddy: MY ALLERGIES ARE REALLY BAD

Bonnie: I'm from outer space

Chica: will not eat a bug!

Freddy: i'm just gonna leave now

Chica: : herherher

Foxy: : A spider twink with court documents in handsaid "Please don't eat me I have a husband and kids"

Freddy: I AM THE HUSBAND. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE KIDS???IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?????
Foxy: I. COMMITTED. ADULTERY
All: God returned with Raid: Shadow Legends in handThis video was not sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
Foxy: please don't sue us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Freddy: The abandonment of our marriage in the...(dadadadada dadadadada)Iowa courthouse(dadadadada dadadadada)So with advice of the judgeI have to pay child support

All: At last, I ate the bugSo I don't have to pay child supportMight go to prison insteadMurder is worse than adulteryIt's ok, I'm dying soonI am allergic to bugs and moths

Freddy: E-I-E-I-E-I-OCUPHEAD 2CUPHEAD 2E-I-E-I-E-I-OHEY GUYS LOOK IT'S ME!ARC FROM CHATTERING LACK OF COMMON SENSEHI I'M IN NORMAN'S SONG NOW HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(child support child support child support child support child support child support)

Bonnie: unnghgnuhaahah someone pls get me an antihistamine uhggnuheeehehhghhhh

Freddy: : MICKEY MOUSE HERE!HUHHO!OH, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!HUHHO!IMMA COMIN FOR

All: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing BangOoh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Tang Walla Walla Bing BangOoh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing BangOoh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing BangAre YOU eating bugs?

Bonnie: I'm gonna murder you, Arc Chattering!
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Freddy: ...what the hell did we just sing?

Chica: I have no idea..

TheWatcherKid15 asks all animatronics what are the saddest moments of their lives.

Parents: ...being separated from kids/loved ones

Freddy: company going down for a while.

Chica: .....good question.

Fredbear: being shut down.

Toy Freddy: being taken down.

Toy chica: same.

BB: ....I've literally been used as a kickball all my life. That's sad.

JJ: barely being remembered.

Nightmares: ....what...

Twisteds: ...I guess shows being cancelled?

Bidybabs: ...losing stuff...

Minireenas: same

Funtime Freddy: knowing id be scrapped

Funtime Foxy: yep

Yendo: literally being forgotten.

Bonbon: hm... Not knowing about my parents

Bonnet: yeah that was harsh.

Plushtrap: that was a pain to wonder about.

Shadow Bonnie: got nothing.

Shadow Freddy: same.

Lefty: ....I got nothing surprisingly.

RepeaterZ dares Springtrap and BB to fight but give BB a big power up.

BB: yes! I have the-! .... Why don't I feel different?

Lolcram: ...about that. I know everyone supposed to be a demigod rn but when it said animatronics in the last dare... It cancelled it out.

BB: ...what's my powered up?

Lolcram: ...handgun?

BB: ...sh*t...

Springtrap: ...kick the BB time

Lolcram: huh... Make sure to Ask or Dare and Vote!
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Sorry for the long wait. My laptop messed up and I was trying to fix it for a while but now I gotta get it fixed at a store soon. So much for manga drawing...

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