MissUnpopularOpinion dares Springtrap to sing the Perry the Platypus theme.
Springtrap: ...the f*ck? Seriously?
Freddy: huh... This is a new one... And you barely sing.
Springtrap: ik... Fine... Let's get this over with.
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Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah (Yeah)
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah (C'mon!)
Perry!
He is a semi-aquatic egg-layin' mammal of action
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from afraid
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say...
He's Perry
Perry the Platypus
Perry
Perry the Platypus
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah
Well he's lookin' real sharp in his 1940s fedora
He's got an iron will, nerves of steel and several other metal-themed attributes
His fur is watertight
And he's always up for a fight
So when evil hears this sound it shakes in its boots
He's Perry
Perry the Platypus
Perry
Perry the Platypus
He's got more than just mad skill.
He's got a beaver tail and a bill.
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say...
He's Perry
Perry the Platypus
Yeah, Perry
Perry the Platypus
Talkin' 'bout Perry
Agent P
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Springtrap: ...weird song...
Freddy frostbear: yet it's from a famous show.
(M)Lolbit: that's true.
RepeaterZ dares Bonnie and Springtrap to recreate this Dragon Ball scene.
Lolcram: ah... The classic Goku vs Vegeta fight scene... Never gets old... You two better not mess this up.
Bonnie: I'm Goku and Springtraps Vegeta... Seems legit.
Springtrap: hmph. I like this. Let's do it
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Springtrap: I don't need this planet anymore! I'm going to crush you, along with the rest of the Earth! *Powers up*
Bonnie: You're going to what?!
Springtrap: *flies up in the sky* Go ahead and dodge this if you can! Even if you spare yourself, Earth will be blown to pieces!
Bonnie: damnit! He thought this through!
BB: *scared for his life*
Springtrap: HAA!! *Charging up*
Bonnie: I've got no choice, but to risk it! *Powers up* Kaio-ken times 3... Kamehameha!!! Ka... Me...
Springtrap: *powering up, causing the ground to break*
Bonnie: Ha....
Springtrap: there's absolutely no way you can stop my Gyallic Ho blast! (Galick gun)
Bonnie: Me...
Springtrap: let you and the Earth together turn into space dust! *Fires blast*
Bonnie: *fires kamehameha* HA!!! *Clashes with Springtraps beam*
Springtrap: W-what!? It's just like my Gyallic Ho!
Bonnie: *struggling*
Springtrap: *putting in as much as he can*
Bonnie: Kaio-ken... Times Four!!
Puppet: No, Bonnie!!
Bonnie: *has more power in his beam*
Springtrap: !! H-hes pushing back!! *Loses beam struggle and gets swallowed in blast, making the same pose in anime*
Bonnie: *gets down and pants from the extreme pain and exhaustion*
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Lolcram: that's a wrap!
Springtrap: whew. That was fun.
Bonnie: imagine us having those powers.
Fredbear: it'd be madness...
Lolcram: it'd be good training. Thank you for giving me great nostalgia from this battle. It's been fun doing this. Make sure to Ask or Dare and Vote!
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