[𝔻𝔼𝕂𝕌𝔹𝔸𝕂𝕌] One Shots

|02·GOOD FUN|

Aesthetic provided by:
epiphanydjh
✎[SFW]
✎No Quirk AU

Requested by: hey-its-ak

This was exactly how Katsuki would picture the perfect evening off-duty; a glass of bubbling champagne, Daft Punk spinning on a constant loop--even Izuku was just a few feet away preparing snacks in the kitchen.

The real "kicker" though, had to be the two doofuses swaying mindlessly to the steady beat of music, incoherently mumbling the lyrics as if it were a foreign language.

Out of a room of twenty-two persons, only three of them had managed to remain completely sober–Katsuki not being one of them.

He wasn't quite as intoxicated as Denki and Eijiro--also known as the two idiots that just began whaling off-key to the chorus of Get Lucky--but he was tipsy nonetheless. 

Katsuki wiped a hand over his face in exasperation.

He didn't even feel like drinking.

All he wanted to do was spend his day off alone with Izuku, but all it took was for Ashido and Eijiro to spontaneously show up at his doorstep with a couple De Margerie's, and suddenly the whole damn gang had managed to butt in within the hour.

"I honestly never would've taken Midoriya to be the type to have a secretly luxurious lifestyle."
Hanta mused rather placidly into the lip of his glass.

Denki flopped onto the open sofa as he exhaled a heavy sigh,
"I know right? I always thought he'd be the one to get a little cottage in a forest clearing and eat 'shrooms from his backyard until they were growing out of his hair."

Hanta paused momentarily to consider inquiring about the origins of such a conclusion, but decided against it with a dismissive shrug.

"If anyone here is on shrooms it's you, Kaminari."
He remarked without an iota of sentiment.

Denki gasped, clutching his chest as he spluttered,
"I-Wha-Babe, do you hear this? Are you just going to let him abuse me like this?"

The blonde called to his boyfriend, who'd stood at a cautious distance of two feet just in case his quirk spontaneously acted up due to a high alcohol intake.

He stalled slightly, nodding dual-coloured hair with the tenacity of a dozing sloth.

"I hear...No lies."
Shoto mumbled groggily, stance at a light sway.

"You know what? That's it. I'm outta here!"
Denki huffed, rocking out of the couch and stomping over to the hallway that cut past the bathroom and bedrooms.

"Bullshit, you're taking a piss!"
Katsuki pointed an accusatory finger at the stumbling blonde.

"So what if I am, Bakugo? You ain't my man!"