I'm In Love With My Enemy

Who is the coon?

Hi I'm Eric Cartman. I'm 19 years old and me and my friends like to pretend we're superhero's.....yeah we're 18-19 and still play superhero's, so what? Anyway, I'm known as the coon, I'm like a racoon, human hybrid, cool right? Anyway, I made Coon and friends when we were 10 and I planned our movies and Netflix series, but some people didn't like the ideas I had so they left....they called themselves Freedom Pals..... well long story short, they all made up and kicked me out.....and now Freedom pals is ran by Mysterion, that's Kenny McCormick, he's my best friend, But Mysterion is my worst enemy, even worst than Professor Choas, who may I add has a crush on Mysterion......it's gross.

Anyway I was in my room at home planning my revenge, I had lost loads of weight over the years so I had to adjust my costume a lot. I had herd there was a murderer on the lose and I, The Coon, was going to meet them, I know Mysterions power, immortality...I wanted to find this killer and make a deal with them, the superhero stuff is a game don't worry I don't want my friends to die, but as I said Mysterion can't die so it's ok....

I went out in the night after tracking this guy down, I was excited to team up with him, I wanted to rid the world of the Freedom pals starting with their leader. When I got to the meeting place I was shocked to see who it was though, I knew him, we lost contact years ago as they moved school, I can't believe he's a murderer now, he was part of the Freedom Pals but they kicked him out due to personal reasons with a friend.......

Who is this mystery killer?? And will he really help the coon kill Mysterion???