neighbours ; irwin

'holla hot mama'

*all chapters are unedited until computer on hand.

Peter Alfonse Gwyne

Peter grumbled at the thought of herself having a crush on her next-door-neighbor, she was 22 and crushes were definitely accustomed for high school and she had only been able to lay her eyes on him twice but mind you, they were two if the best times of her life - you may be able to tell that Peters great at exaggerating -

Shaking her head with a groan Peter slips her blazer on before stepping into the black heels that rest by the front door. His brown curls and deep dimples seemed to hypnotise Peter and she hated it.

"twenty-two" she reminded herself, locking the front door behind herself Peter moves towards the elevator.

How long does it even take to form a crush on someone? Peter once formed a crush on a boy from her advanced math class when she was in grade 9 after three days, but to be fair Noah Ray was very attractive, with dreamy blue eyes, tan skin and amazing black hair.

Reminding herself that high school crushes are completely different to crushes at her age Peter steps into the lift, holding it for a screaming man.

Butterflies erupt in her stomach as her next door neighbour steps into the lift, "why hello, ms. the walls are thin"

twenty-two

"And hello to you too, mr. I just woke up" Peter struggles to speak.

"Peter Gwyne, you are a twenty two year old feminist, do not let a random male woo you after viewing him three times" Peter whispers to herself before looking up, "I'm peter"

"I'm Ashton" The dirty blonde nods, "and I'm also very sorry about last night, ugh, I didn't know the walls would be so thin"

Walking through the lobby and towards the sliding doors Peter smiles, "it's all okay"

Pulling out her phone Peter dials Lukes number quickly,

"Lucas" Peter grumbles, standing outside the apartment complex, "pick me up"

"Why hello to you too, Alfonse" Luke speaks loudly, "what's happening my friend.

Peter sighs, swiping some lipstick on with her free hand, "I'm late for work and you're the only person I know and love that can drive, so pick me up"

"I'm currently on call" Luke laughs at himself causing Peter to grumble.

"You don't work, luke, what could you possible be on call for" She questions, pacing by the front doors,

"The booty" Luke composes himself before continuing, "but my friend mike is a cabbie, ill tell him to pick you up"

"Thank you, Luke. Are we still on for tonight?" Peter watches a yellow taxi swings around the corner and pulls up on font of her.

"Yeah, still on for dins" Luke says quickly before hanging up the phone.

Multiple questions come to Peters mins on the topic of 'Mike', she steps into the cab, smiling at the green head man.

"Holla hot mama" Mike starts the engine, smirking slightly, "where we heading"

Rolling her eyes Peter responds, "well, mike, drop me outside Cryna and co"

"Sorry babe, before we go, I have some trouble in my pants and you're only making it grow" The cabbie winks.

"Wow" Peter laughs leaning forward in her seat, "please stop"

Michael stops at a red light, "not buying it?"

Shuffling around in her seat Peter ignore the text that she received from her boss, "not really"

"A girl with high expectations, obviously"

Wow, this chapter was hectic af, she talks to Luke Ashton and mike and discovers she already has a crush on ash and weeeh

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