"So, who's this river song lady I met a few months ago." Said Clara curious "you never seem to mention her."
For a moment the doctor paused but shortly started walking again.
" who are you talking about" he said with a strained look on his face, like he was trying to remember something.
" you know, big hair, smart mouth, the one who says 'hello sweetie'"
"I'm sorry, but this is not the time for a guessing game"
"This isn't a guessing game, and what's going on with you. You seem to be trying to remember something"
" I don't know what you're talking about" he said, obviously lying.
" don't mention my name again " someone said, but not the doctor.
" wait,where are you, are you like in my head or something"? The doctor looked back at me and said "ummm. Are you OK"?
"Yeah"I replied rubbing my head.
" don't talk out loud. Talk inside your head. I. River song, but that's not what matters. You've gotta save the doctor"
"Why, what's wrong? Is he hurt or something?"
"No, but he does need your help. He is not focused because someone put a pill in his food. He is being investigated right now by cyber mites. His brain isn't functioning right and he can't remember every thing"
" ok, how do you know this"?
"spoilers"she said in that smart aleck tone of hers.
"Can you at least tell me how to stop them"?
"Well, first you need-" I heard some static and then it was silent.
"You sure that you are OKAY"?!
"Fine" I said obviously weirded out.
But, it did make sense. We were running away from the cyber men. They probably infected him with cyber mites in the grocery store. Well, I had to keep my guard down and act like I'm talking to a real cyber man. The doctor started to talk again "do you remember Jenny,Madame vastra, and strax"?
"Yes"
"Well they are apparently in trouble"
"How do you know"?
"Someone named river song. Did you meet her yet"?
"Yes" something strange was going on. Didn't he just not know who river song was and now he does? Ok, was I dreaming or something. Because something major was going on right now and I didn't even know how to stop it. What do I do. Well, I walked all the way to his TARDIS and then we went to cyber land. I had already been there. It wasn't the fun theme park you'd imagine. It was broken down and was invade a long time ago. As soon as we got there I stood in front of him and told him to stop.
"What are you doing, I am trying to save the universe."
" no the cyber mites have infected you and your brain isn't working correctly"
"River told me the same "
"What's going on"?
"Let's ask her." The doctor said looking into the distance while straightening his bow tie. I turned around and saw river song there with her stupid smile"
" what are you doing"
" oh, just the usuall, saving you"
