#𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐒. haikyuu, kuroko no basket.

二 | big peepee energy

In which [Name] got surrounded by something big if you know what I mean ;)

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"Pst, 'Samu, who's that gorgeous girl over there?" The blonde Miya asked his twin while gaping at the serious [Name]. The gray-haired Miya just shrugged while also staring like his twin.

"I don't know. It seems like she's interested in Suna. I saw her gawking at him a while ago," Osamu explained.

"HEART 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don't know 🤔 what to believe... 💯 mama 👩‍❤️‍👩 said 🗣 it's my fault 😢 it's my fault! 🤦🏻‍♂️ i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve... 💪🏻 i think it's best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice..." Atsumu cried loudly tears falling.

"Could you please shut the fuck up, you Barry Benson looking ass," their captain, Kita Shinsuke, angrily stated. He was crossing his arms and glaring at the blonde player.

Walmart Bee shrieked in fear and clung to his twin brother like a koala. Osamu was disgusted by his brother's action and tried to remove his grip. On the other hand, Suna was recording the entire situation while laughing quietly. The rest of the team members just shrugged as if this happens daily.

They continued to watch the coach and manager of Karasuno as she gave pieces of advice on how to defeat their rival—Nekoma High. Takeda-sensei was probably readying his Shakespeare-like poetry 😫👆🏻.

They stared in awe as her sharp (e/c) eyes calculated every move of their enemy. They watched how her natural (colored) stained lips smirked as her team scored and smiled as she eyed her team jumping for joy.

"Not gonna lie, she looks dangerous when she smirks," Osamu suddenly commented.

His twin quickly nodded. "Yeah. She's very pretty. I'd die to have her as my girl." Atsumu heaved a breath.

Osamu scoffed. "As if she's gonna like someone like you."

"Shut yer trap, 'Samu!" Atsumu furrowed his eyes.

Suna stared with interest at the girl and blurted out. "She's the epitome of the word pulchritudinous."

"Roll credits."

"Get it, Suna. I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️."

"Fuck off, background characters."

Atsumu glanced at him. "Wow! What a big word, Suna!" he gushed happily as if he was receiving a gift from his mother.

The gray-haired Miya smacked his back. "You're an idiot. You don't even know how to pronounce that word nor the meaning of it."

"Shut up!"

"Bruh, I failed in No Simp September." [Name] sadly sighed.

The team just finished competing with Nekoma and thankfully, they won. They were currently drinking their water bottles and talking about the game. A certain bedhead volleyball player was blatantly staring at our main protagonist while Kenma kept stealing a glimpse at her figure.

Sugawara patted her back as he snickered. "Bruh, you failed a long time ago."

Nishinoya and Tanaka, who were both covered in sweat and tears, kneeled in front of [Name]. "Goddess-chan! Why wouldn't you simp for us? We love you!"