#𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐒. haikyuu, kuroko no basket.

十三 | smack my ass like a drum

In which [Name] spent time with her no. 2 and no. 9 husbandos.

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[Name] was lazily lounging in her bed. She was bored. She was tired. She didn't coach Karasuno today because she didn't feel like it. Daichi was very mad, he was ready to smack the hell out of the coolest bitch on earth. Thankfully, Suga and Asahi were there to stop him. Although, our pretty protagonist said something that made them blew a fuse.

"You can smack this ass anytime, daddy 😩."

Anyways, somebody slammed the door open and [Name] was ready to throw hands. She fell off her bed and grumpily stood up.

"[Name]! [Name]! Let's hangout, please 🥺." Bokuto grinned. Of course, if there was Bokuto, the pretty setter would follow.

The (h/c)nette glared at the hooting owl. "Akaashi, why did you let him out of his cage? Bring him back."

The gorgeous ravenette slapped Bokuto's ass. "I gotchu fam, don't worry."

The two-toned haired boy whined in pain. [Name] bursted out laughing as she watched the scene. Holy shit. His ass fucking jiggled. Lord had his favorites, huh.

"You know what, Akaashi? Let's get married."

"Where's the nearest chapel?"

The loud ace suddenly hugged his favorite girl and pouted. Aww, he's so cute! I wanna squish his cheeks. "No! No! What about me, [Name]-chan? When will we get married?"

Her alluring (e/c) eyes twinkled in amusement as she giggled. "When I married the 8 husbandos before you."

His golden eyes, seemingly the reflection of the sun, widened. Eight? Isn't that too many?! "Huh? So you're gonna cheat on me?!"

"Yes." [Name].

"Definitely." Akaashi.

The simpleton whined, again. "No! You should only be loyal to me."

[Name] gave him a strained smile. "Sorry, Kou. Didn't I tell you? I planned to form a harem."

"Am I one of the list?" Akaashi curiously asked. He was intrigue on how many guys were all over her ass. I mean, she's beautiful; he can't deny that. She's also kind, humble, and a little bit of chaotic.

The (h/c) haired girl beamed at him. "Yes! Do you want me to list it all?"

Akaashi nodded and [Name] tried to list her husbandos. "Okay. Number 1 is definitely Kuroko Tetsuya."

"Who's that?" Bokuto questioned.

She shrugged. "My ex-boyfriend," she said nonchalantly.

The iconic duo's eyes widened. "What?!"

The gunmetal eyed boy quickly composed himself. He looked around to find something. "Cut the camera, deadass."

"Yeah! Yeah!" Looks like Bokuto didn't even try to comprehend what that means.

The object of their affection chuckled. "I'm serious. He was my boyfriend for 3 years. Since 1st year of middle school."

Akaashi frowned. That Kuroko guy was sure lucky. I wonder how [Name] took care of her significant other.

Bokuto, on the other hand, deflated. His frosted tips went down. "Man, I wished I met you during those day, [Name]-chan."

The girl just sweetly smiled. "Anyways, the second is Akaashi Keiji."