In which [Name] met the Human Skittles.
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"Oi, Tetsu! Kise! Kagami!" A hot, tanned boy walked his way towards the foursome's table. He had this bad boy aura with hands on his pants' pockets and a taunting smirk.
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD. HE IS SO HOOOOOT. FUCK. LAWD I'M ABOUT TO BUST 😩. [Name] bit her lips.
[Name] suddenly went 😳 as she scanned him from head to toe; to his stunning chocolate skintone, striking blue eyes, to his oh-so-fuck biceps and thighs. I think you already knew that [Name] blew a fuse.
Kuroko let out an irritated sigh as he looked over [Name] who WASN'T discreetly ogling over his ex-teammate. Peace was never an option, huh? "Aomine-kun, why are you here?"
Aomine quickly sat down beside Kuroko who glared into his soul. "I saw Kise entering the shop so I followed him. It's also an excuse for the practice and get away from Satsuki."
He then moved his sight to [Name] who was staring blankly at him. Aomine shamelessly checked her out up and down as he eyed her prominent titties. He licked his lips and ran his hand through his soft hair.
"Ey, Tetsu, didn't know you had a pretty girlfriend," he commented huskily.
[Name] and Kuroko turned scarlet. The former snapped her fingers in front of the pervert as she watched him stared at her boobs.
"Excuse me, sir? Let's keep this story PG-13, aight?" [Name] smiled.
Aomine blinked. "Oh. Uh, okay. You're so pretty."
"Marry me like right now."
"Okay, I do."
"[Name]-chan, you cheating hoe." Kuroko sulked.
She looked at him, sadly. "I'm sorry, baby boy. You know I'm a sucker for a man who is tan cause goddamn 😈."
He pouted. "Should I go tan now?"
Kagami, Kise and Aomine amazingly studied Kuroko's happy expression. They never saw him like this before. Eyes sparkling, mouth twitching and flowery background. Just who was [Name] and how did she melt Kuroko's stoned heart.
"Damn, she's fine as hell. Is she a model or something?" Kagami asked them.
Kise shrugged. "I dunno. Probably not. I haven't worked with her before if she was."
Aomine scoffed. "I'm jealous of Tetsu. How the hell did he manage to get a girl with huge boobs?"
The dual-toned haired boy smacked him. "All you could think are boobs, huh? What if I rent a girl with huge boobs during the tournament so I could finally beat you the second time around?" Kagami smirked.
The blue-haired boy growled. "Fuck, no! The only one who can beat me is me! I'm going to have my revenge, just you see 😡."
"Oh, yeah? We'll see about that, eh?"
The remaining three deadpanned. The people were starting to get scared because they're going to witness a fight between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather. (oh shit that was corny 💀✌️.)
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#𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐒. haikyuu, kuroko no basket.
Fanfiction"hey pretty darling, stop being beautiful because we're tired of glaring at the boys fawning over you 😔 your main hoes, karasuno volleyball team." - in which the talented volleyball and basketball players simp for you.
