Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy (Hey, what up, girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
"shut the fuck up haniya" "what the fuck" i say as i get up startled oh it's just my mom she gets mad every time i wake up and start singing my favourite song "ok so basically the school year is starting now and you have to leave now and if you don't i'll stab you" "fine" i tell my mom
i get ready for school and wear this
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there's no dress code in my school and i want to make everyone horny lol
then i run out of my $500000000 dollar mansion and get to my school.
my school isn't some normal type of school, it's a school that's for assassins we learn how to kill people and get tortured!! i'm on top of every one of my class, well almost. if it weren't for that dumb bitch killua
as i get to school i see my only friend sasha mcderburspoop
hey sasha! i say as i get to her
"hey haniya! you look good please do my homework for me"
"fine what is it"
"you have to kill a deer i'm too much of a pussy to do it"
"a dear? please that's easy."
sasha and i aren't in the same class, i'm in top honours and she's repeating the same grade
as i go to kill a dear i see my arch nemesis
killua goldilocks.
"hey haniya what's a looser like you doing here" he says as he munches on his chocolate robots
"you bitch you're the one who stole all of the chocolate robots"
"yeah what about just what about it. anyways i have to go regina wants to be with me"
ughh regina she's my rival and a bitch i think she's drunk right now but she's really dumb
"ohhhhh killuaaaaa mmm" says regina "ew it's 4 eyes ugh" she says as she looks at me
"stfu you wear glasses too"
killua just laughs
"anyways we shouldn't spend time here with a low life like haniya handybag, let's leave. oh and by the way, there's a test today and i'll come in first place"
that's it i had it. killua goldilocals is so stupid and terrible i take the knife and i stab him then i go and kill the deer and bring it to sasha
my mom will be proud ❤️
though i have to control my anger issues
stupid school
a/n: hi this is chapter one haniya loves it so much and so does regina and sasha stay tuned for the next update👩🦯👩🦯
