We Got Married (Namjoon)

WGM 24

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Nicki's Pov

"Mommy!." Napatingin kami sa  pintuan andun yung anak ni Zed

"David Buénavixen you're arrested for kiddnaping a 15 year old girl, sumama ka na samin." Police

"Wait Astrid don't be like this." David

Don't be like this ulol

"Anong be like this, hoy Sir ako nga pala si Yaya Ieun you can call me IU if you want to pero nabasa ko kanina sa isang folder nitong poging chief na to na kinidnapped mo daw ang misis ng aking my labs nako talaga jojombaging kita kapag may nangyaring masama sa labidadibs ko baka gusto mong masapak ng mainit na plantsa jan." Natawa ko sa sinabi ni Ieun

Punyetang to siraulo din parang yung mga amo niya

"May gusto ka kay uncle Namjoon yaya Ieun?." Takang tanong ni Lake

"Namjoon? Si Sir Namjoon? Ako magkagusto? Bakit? How? No way, that's absurd." Ieun

"Hahahahahaha."

"You said earlier Yaya Misis ng aking my labs, so you're talking about whom? Uncle Namjoon?." Ina

"No i'm talking about Sir Suga mi amore diba siya yung asawa ni Ma'am Astrid?." Ieun

"No he's not it's uncle Namjoon." Ina

"Baka may hidden desire siya kay Uncle." Jeime

"Yuck ay joke lang po Sir Namjoon pero parang ganon na nga po." Ieun

"Hahahahaha."

"Wait a minute pano nyo nalaman na nandito kami?." Takang tanong ni Zed

"Yaya Ieun told us so yeah." Ina

"Sorry ma'am gusto ko lang talaga tumulong kaso ayoko namang mag isa lang natatakot din ako kaya sinama ko yung mga bata, si Rin naman ma'am iniwan ko kay Mami Baek." Ieun

"Ay taray talagang nagkatuluyan na sila ni Mader Baek." Me

"Hindi po kami ni Baekhyun we re friends only ma'am." Ieun

"Ay ganon single forevs na talaga si Mamshie Baek." Me

"Eh pano pa si Suga?." Ara

"Eh wala ng pag asa yon mamamatay nang single yon." Zed

"Ms. Zari come with us you're arrested for murdering Doña Buena." Napatingin ako kay Astrid ng hilahin niya bigla yung kwelyo nung babae

"Ay sutukan." Jimin, Taehyung

"You're the one who killed my grandmother? Why? How could you do that to the old woman??." Hinigpitan ni Astrid yung pagkakahawak niya sa kwelyo nung babae

"I'm not the one who killed it Astrid it's your brother, i just ordered it but i'm not the one who did it, don't put the blame on me Astrid porque anak ka ng Buénavixen!." Nagulat ako ng suntukin ni Astrid mukha nung babae.

"Oh pustahan si Astrid mananalo oh." Taehyung

"Ako dun sa may isang babae." Jimin

"Magkano pusta mo?." Taehyung

"Bente." Jimin

"Liit naman sampo saken." Taehyung

"Namo." Jimin, binatukan ko yung dalawa.

"Kung ano ano maisipan nyong dalawa." Me

"Ugh how dare you! My nose you braaaatt!." Akmang sasampalin nung babae si Astrid ng may pumigil sakanya

"Don't you dare lay your rough hands on my wife kung ayaw mong ako mismo pumatay sayo." Napaka seryosong sabi ni Namjoon

"Oh sabi sayo walang nanalo eh." Taehyung

"Tara uwe talo tayo parehas sa pustahan si Namjoon pala mananalo." Jimin

Anak ng kalapati tong dalawang kurimao na to

"Argh!." Inis na hinila ni Zari yung kamay niya at sumama na siya sa  mga pulis

"Miss Zari." Tawag pa ni Astrid sa may babae. "You can't beat me." Lalong nainis yung babae sakanya

"Talagang mapanindig balahibo mga  salitaas nitong professional gambler na to eh." Jungkook

"Jusko oo." Taehyung

"Bakit anong meron?." Zed

"Wala yun chimu." Jimin

"Astrid kapatid mo ako hindi mo dapat ako ginaganito!." David

"Kapatid kita? Then why did you kidnapped me? And hide me for almost 5 years?." Astrid

"D-Dahil Astrid mahal kita."

"Eh?." Kaming lahat except kay Astrid, pati yung mga police napa eh.

Kaloka

"Family stroke." Sabay sabay na sabi ni Jimin, Hoseok, Jungkook, at Taehyung.

"Ano pong family stoke?." Gwen

"Ahh por--aww." Pinalo ko si Taehyung

"Anak mo yan sasabihan mo ng ganyan, grabi ka." Me

"Baka naman kasi mahal lang as a younger sister ganon." Nine

"No." Sabay sabay kaming nagulat sa sinabi nung kuya ni Astrid

"Oh snap." Ara

"Kaloka kayo Sir pogi ka sana kaso family is na stroke talaga like what Sir Hoseok, Sir Taehyung, Sir Jimin, and Sir Jungkook said." Ieun

"Holy Moly." Zed

"Before when we were a kids i promised you na ikakasal ka din sa lalaking mahal mo and every night i pray na ako yung lalaking mamahalin mo na yun kaso hindi mangyayari yon dahil kapatid mo ako." Napangiwi ako sa sinabi nung Kuya ni Astrid

"Kalerki gurl family stroke never came to my mind." Jin

"Ay same." Hyena

"Kaya kay Hyena lang ako always and forever." Jin

"T-That's why you're plotting to kill Namjoon because you love Astrid? What on earth David you're literally insane." Girl

"Amen." Ieun

"Diba kapag nagkatuluyan yung magfamily ang magiging anak nila crazy?." Lainah

"Yes Lainah kaya kung ako sayo ako nalang pakasalan mo." Jeime

"Kuya kahit saan kahit kailan ang harot mo." Sabay na sabi nung kambal ni Jimin

"Si Lainah lang naman gusto ko ah." Jeime

"So? Kahit na mas gwapo pa si Kuya Rivaille sayo eh." Ina

"Rivaille?." Taka naming tanong

"Si Kuya Lake." Ina

"Stop calling me Kuya Rivaille, Czeena." Lake

"Yeah what ever." Ina

"How about Ate Aj? She's not talking since we got here." Gaia

"Naka mute siguro siya." Lainah

"I don't like talking too much when i'm talking to a dumb person." Tumingin si Aj kay Jeime

"Why are you looking at me?." Jeime

"He's dumb Ate Aj?." Tanong ni Ina, Lainah, Gwen, Gaia.

"More than that." Lumabas na si Aj pagkasabi niya non.

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Author's note:
Wala kaming ulam nyetabels

Anyways nagc-cringe-han ako sa part na gusto ni Pape david si Astrid

Maisipan ko  AHAHAHAHA