Dobby x Voldemort x Y/N love triangle

Toes R Hot

I got out of bed and was like Dobby is a hottie so I went to call him and Voldemort came.

"How u like toes"

"Very much"

"Wanna see my left right crusty toe"

"no"

He was so hot with his snake nose but deep down inside I wanted to see his fungus filled toes.