Dobby x Voldemort x Y/N love triangle

eggshlyn ded

I looked into Barney's eyes and knew he was my true love.
He couldn't be a tho
But then I saw Volderella and he came running in

I looked own but to my not cash moneyness I saw something very bad

He stepped on Eggshlyn

She ded now

Draco started crying and then I realized he was an only father now and had to raise a carton of egg-raccoon-human-children hybrids alone

But then I heard Volantro Cilantro say something that made me forgive him

"I will pay child support for you Draco"