Dobby x Voldemort x Y/N love triangle

dracos egg wife

we got on our search gear for Draco's new egg wife and saw a hawt egg named Eggshlyn the 3rd

Turns out she was a princess egg I watch Draco fall in love with her from afar

"Ur hawt" Draco said
"Who r u stupid peasant"

Then the kissed eachother and got married and five minutes later that had a carton of magical eggs that would soon turn into magic children.

Then I turned around and let out a little shart

It was him

Him and his slimey toes

Him and his hot purple skin

The man I never though I would see again...

Barney the Dinosaur