Dobby x Voldemort x Y/N love triangle

hot tomatoes

it was a regular day for someone like me.
I got up and put my hot polka dot flavored cat shirt on and my unicorn pants on.

I walked out of my shed to see Lordy Vordy.
He was so hot.
It took everything in me not to kidnap him and feed him to my cats

"y/n that shart was..."
I wanted to cry I didn't know what to say so I braced myself for his words
"Smexy"
I looked up at him in fear and confusion.
"It was a really nice shart and it made me fall in love with u"
But before I could think I saw Dobby

He was so hot

He had his raggedy hot socks on but I wanted to see his crusty toe
"y/n..."Dobby said
Then he ran away crying

I wished I got some hot tomatoes right now