The Smits

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StephPOV

A Week After

I wake up to loud laughter. I decide to check my phone and see 19 notifications and that it's only 10:34. I hate them- whoever they are. I decide to walk downstairs nonetheless and find 11 people in the kitchen continuing to laugh.

I push my way over to the fridge and pull out my fruits. I walk over to the cupboard and pull out the blender and set it on the counter. I unpeal the banana, unstem the apple and slice it into pieces. I put all the fuit into the blender then get the milk to add to it so it's creamier. 

"Hi Steph!" Eric shouts.

"You just noticed me?"

"No. I just decided to annoy you." he says with a shrug.

"You irritate me." I say chopping a few strawberries and dropping them in the blender. I turn it on the highest and loudest level to block out who ever wants to talk to me. I faintly hear the doorbell ring and Natalie and Andrew run to the door in their robes. 

 I turn the blender off, but my still chuncky smoothie isn't what places the look of shock of mine, Eric, Caleb and Bea's face. It's the all too peppy sound of the Smit's voices.

"Well hello Bea, Stephanie!" Carla says. I hate her.

"And hi Caleb and Eric." Tommy says. I hate him, too.

"Sup." I say just to irritate them. They hate improper language.

"That's improper english Stephanie." Mrs. Smit scolds.

"It ain't unproper. You's unpropper." Eric joins in.

"Well, since I'm sharing a room Bea and Stephan-"

"My name's Steph and no you aren't."

"Yes I am. And I would like to know where my room is." Someone knocks on the door and take this as my oppurtunity to not talk to any of that horrid family.

I answer the door to see my favorite person. Aaron Lockwood. My friend since preschool, my first kiss, my first, well uh, fuck basically. Oh and my first and only boyfriend.

"Hey babe." He says smiling.

"Oh. Babe is it? Well Stephaanie, I didn't think you were that much of a, well, slut." Carla says. I really hate her.

"Not as much as you are, Barbie." I shoot back. She put an offended look on her face and stomps up the stairs. I laugh at her stupidity and pull Aaron in by the arm into living room.

"I can walk you know."

"Then why don't you?" I say releasing his arm and sitting on the couch.

He's just about to sit when I say, "Get the remote for me!" He sighs but gets it anyways. I log into my netflix account and turn on Dr. Who.

At some point during the show all my annoying cousins join us. Carla makes a point to sit in inbetween Aaron and me. I stand up and rush to my room.

I come back down with three knives and throw them at Carla all at once. She starts screaming, not realising the knives didn't touch her. Every one's laughing except Tommy who's comforting her and glaring at all of us.

I sit next to Aaron and say, "Yo, Smits! Yo blockin' the TV!"

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