♡Stfu♡ |Demon Slayer Various x Reader|

Chapter 1 - 'it takes time to look this hot'

A/N :okay here a big ass authors note before i start this. for one, there going to be a lot of swearing because of y/n in this story. i'm not making y'all act all "oh i just became a demon slayer and learned a ton of sword techniques, but i still need someone to come save me~~" like a lot of other stories.bc like chile you learned those techniques and you STILL need someone to come save you 😐😐.ANYWAYS, you're basically gonna be sarcastic, cocky, and kind of an asshole?? so if you don't like reader inserts like that, then this isn't the story for you. i mean people aren't perfect👁👁. also when people are speaking in japanese it will be in italics. !!NONE OF THE PICTURES ARE MINE UNLESS I CLAIM THEM BTW!! i'll shut the hell up now so y'all can read 👹.

2nd Person, Your POV

"h....y......HE.......," a foggy voice enters your ears as you groggily open your eyes.

"What the hell do you want," you mumble flipping over on your tatami mat.

"HEY, get up asshat. Mom wants you to go get some stuff from town, so get up," your brother says trying to get your lazy ass up. He sighs and flings the curtain beside your tatami mat open, blinding you in the process.

"OKAY DAMN," you yell as you throw your blanket into the air and rub your eyes. You stand there for a moment in a deadpan silence. Finally breaking the silence, you speak," Im gonna go wash off,"you stretch resulting in a satisfying pop from your back. 

Your bother smirks and covers his mouth trying not to laugh, " I used up all of the water last night," and starts to back away to your bedroom door.

"YOU LITTLE BITCH, WHY!? WE HAD LIKE 10 GALLONS LEFT!" you yell at him shoving him out of your room making him fall on his ass. He busts out laughing, so you slam the door in his face and start to get dressed.

"I usEd uP AlL the wAter. I'm ElIjaH aNd i'm A dUmbaSs," you mumble to yourself, mocking him. You search through your closet trying to find something somewhat decent. All you really have are t-shirts and leggings due to your dad being American and liking casual comfy clothes.

'ooo this is kinda cute, ' you think to yourself and smirk as you pull out a short kimono dress in f/c, o/c (other color), and o/c littered with a detailed floral pattern and lace trimming. You slip off your pajamas and put the kimono on, tying the sash around your waist.

'I look good, ' you grin as you slightly spin in the mirror to see yourself at different angles.

Elijah suddenly starts banging on your door, scaring the shit out of you.

"HURRY UP!!" he yells through the door, "Takes so damn long," you hear him mumble as he walks away from your door.

"IT TAKES TIME TO LOOK THIS HOT!!" you scr, slamming your bedroom door open and walking into the living room.

"EY, STOP YELLING!! You're both giving me a headache, " your mother yells at the two of you while holding your baby brother.

You both stop in your tracks and apologize to your mom. "Sorry mom...." your voices grumbling in union, the two of you glaring at each other immediately after. You continue your way through the living room and turn around the corner to open the front door.

Slipping on your sandals, you yell out to your parents, "I'll be be back, i'm gonna go get some stuff from town!!" You shut the door behind you, making sure to lock it, and take a deep breath of clean air . You've always loved the smell of the woods, just something about the dirt mixing with the fresh smell of the trees. You grab one of the weaved baskets beside the front door and set off on your way to town.

The nearest town to your families house is around 30 minutes away, so you would always get a snack while you were there. It was usually f/f, but when they didn't have it, you would get s/f/f (second favorite food). As you were mentally drooling over the thought of f/f, you hadn't realized that you had already gotten to the town.