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lalipup
dude are you even serious?

jkay
well yes i am

lalipup
what does it have to do with you? just cuz i'm texting you doesn't mean i'm telling you my personal info. 

jkay
#justiceforgoldenmaknae

lalipup
you're weird. even the way you text reminds me of bambam.

jkay
hold up. did you just call bambam weird?

lalipup
did i?

jkay
don't answer my question with a question

lalipup
no, seriously. i didn't expect "the jeon jungkook" to be this weird.

jkay
you don't even know me yet.

lalipup
are you accepting the fact that you're not jungkook?

jkay
am i?

lalipup
"don't answer my question with a question"

jkay
you're mean :(

lalipup
yes i am. and pls, don't ask for my personal info. you discovering my private account is enough. and btw, how did you know?

jkay
know that you don't have brains? well, i did my calculations. i used pythagoras theorem first. i then divided that answer with (a+b)² and multiplied the quotient with it's cube root before integrating the whole thing and then finally differentiating it :)

lalipup
(+_+)?

jkay
don't worry. the answer still was that you have no brains. i verified it just now :)

lalipup
i hate you (¬_¬ )

jkay
you don't. at least not for long
;)
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