Milo Murphy's Law: Cavendish and Dakota Bromance Novel

CHAPTER 1: The Beginning (Pilot)

Ever since thwarting planet Octallian of their negative propaganda, Dakota and Cavendish have a much stronger bond. After returning to Earth, Dakota and Cavendish returned to their normal lives in their dinky motel to rest after that voyage.

Dakota and Cavendish sit at their desks pondering their next move, Cavendish sitting in his chair with a straight posture, while Dakota slouches in his chair, Soooo...What now?" asked Dakota, "I propose we should explore this timeline and discover what this generation brandishes," thought Cavendish. "Great, let's get lunch," Dakota said rubbing his hands together, "sure, why not?" Cavendish said in a defeated tone. Dakota shot up from his chair, startling Cavendish in the process, "We're going to eat lunch, we're going to eat lunch, and then we're gonna eat some SANDWICHES!" Dakota sang profusely, "Oh, will you stop that?!" Cavendish yelled annoyed, Dakota shrugged his shoulders and sat back down.

Cavendish and Dakota walk over to get some lunch at Slushy Dawg, they arrive within minutes. They order inside due to the absence of their vehicle, "what can I get you two?" asked Jeremy with a warm smile, "yes, I'll have a Slushy burger as well as fries please," Cavendish responded, "And you?" Jeremy looked at Dakota, "I'll have five slushy burgers, two large fries, and a large soda," Dakota responded, "I don't understand how you can eat that much?" Cavendish scoffed crossed his arms, Jeremy confused by the current situation, "what can I say, I'm a growing man," replied Dakota with a smug smile, "more like a growing bafoon," Cavendish whispered under his breath.

Dakota and Cavendish take their seats at an empty booth, Cavendish enjoys his burger like a gentleman, meanwhile, Dakota munching on his meal like a lion with its prey. Cavendish eats his burger as he stares at Dakota with grease staining his cheeks, Cavendish finds it amusing on how he eats, but still doesn't like his attitude. Dakota eating every bit of his meal leaving no fry left on the plastic tray, Dakota stopped to peer at Cavendish who was staring directly at him. "Whaat?" Dakota whined, "your eating habits are not well-mannered," Cavendish responded, "I don't tell YOU how to eat," Dakota mocked, "just because you're...Dakota doesn't mean you can be a slob," Cavendish points, Cavendish was about to continue until he felt something hit his cheek, "did...did you just flick a pistachio at me?" Cavendish asked in disarray, "yeah, what of it," Dakota replied with another smug smile. "Nevermind that, let's just leave and gather our next plan," Cavendish pondered, "Yeah, whateva," Dakota said as he slouched in the booth.

Soon after, Cavendish and Dakota return to their lesser motel headquarters. Cavendish turns on the monitor to the P.I.G organization to clarify their recent occurrence with Alien life forms. "Mr. Block, you simply HAVE to believe us, sir, we saw it with our own eyes," Cavendish bargained, "I'm sorry Balthazar, but I'm afraid that your story doesn't make sense," Mr. Block said, Dakota in the background eating Pistachios watching the two continue their discussion. Mr. Block cuts the line before Cavendish could explain further. "That Blockhead!" yelled Cavendish angrily, "Woah! Watch the words there buddy," Dakota said, "I'm sorry, I wish he'd understand what we have gone through in order to get all that," Cavendish said sadly, "I know Cav, but things will get better," Dakota said holding his shoulder, "Thank you Dakota, but we need more excitement in our lives besides eating fast food and hanging around THIS dump," Cavendish said looking down in disappointment, "we could go see Milo? Would that make you feel better?" Dakota asked in a soothing tone, "...yes it would," Cavendish said in a childish way.

Dakota and Cavendish go on their way to Milo's house. They haven't seen Milo and his friends since the alien mishap. They arrive at Milo's after taking a cab, they approach the front door—prepared to knock, when all of a sudden, they heard a loud crash. Dakota and Cavendish looked at each other and back at the door, they figure to ring the doorbell in case the knock would not be of use. They stand there awaiting an answer from the door, Milo opened the door and greeted them with a welcoming smile. Dakota and Cavendish analyze him and find scuff marks and bruises from the wreck that they heard, "Oh, Hello guys," Milo greeted holding a wrench, "What's with the wrench?" asked Dakota, "Oh, this? Come in, I'll show you," Dakota and Cavendish oblige and head inside, the house is flooded with water that leads from the bathroom and Diogee jumping and prancing around in the water. "This image pretty much sums up my question," Dakota said, "how did this happen?" asked Cavendish in shock, "Murphy's Law," Milo responded, "yeah, haven't you been listening for the past two seasons?" Dakota nudged Cavendish's arm, "no, what I mean is, how did the house become engulfed in water?" Cavendish asked with shock still remaining, "Oh that. Well, I was getting ready to go to the mall with Melissa and Zach when the sink overflowed, the sink wasn't even on, but ya know, Murphy's Law," Milo said, "how can we help?" Cavendish perked, "well we could do a cleanup montage?" Milo asked, "Yeah! Let's do that," Dakota said enthusiastically.

The three finished cleaning up the mess that Murphy's Law had created. They all had stains from the water on their clothes. "Thanks for the help guys," Milo said enthusiastically, "ah, no sweat," Dakota responded, "I'm going to meet with Melissa and Zach now," Milo said walking out the door, "Wait Milo?" Cavendish started, Milo turned in Cavendish's direction, "may we join you?" Cavendish asked, "Yeah, it's fun hanging with you guys! Come on!" Milo said in his cheerful tone. Cavendish and Dakota join Milo in his family's car, "Sara is at a Dr. Zone convention right now and Dr. D is repairing his tower," Milo said, "that explains the silence," Dakota added. Milo's parents are currently driving the three boys to the Googolplex Mall. Why are there two strange men riding in our car again?" asked Milo's mother, "Milo says that they are stuck in this timeline finding proof of Alien's existence," Milo's father responded, "Milo has a great imagination," Milo's mother said.

The car jolted to a stop and it appears that they have arrived, They all look up at the title of the mall and look back down to see Melissa and Zack holding hands, waving at Milo and the two men.

This is all for now, but give me feedback on how to make it better. If you hate something in the story, then be sure to tell me, and if you like the story, then tell me what you like about it. 😊 Thank you so much for reading this and being patient. I will try to get the second chapter in as soon as I can. Stay safe my little Murphy's (or Davendish's or Cavotas) 😂