1. Percy almost killed Rachel when he met her.
2. Sally actually killed.
3. Demigod sunscreen goes up to SPF 100,000.
4. Annabeth used to fight monsters with a hammer.
5. Percy was kissed by three different girls in one week
6. Percy skateboards.
7. Annabeth stalked Percy in SoM.
8. We have three groups of man-hating girls.
9. The Lost Hero is a 557 page book that takes place over the course of three days.
10. Gabe was forced to give up free appliances to everyone in LA.
11. There was a pink poodle named Gladiola. It was a boy.
12. Annabeth gave Percy doritos for breakfast once, saying she had cooked.
13. Luke wears loafers.
14. Crusty sells waterbeds that stretch people to death.
15. Percy cleaned a stable full of poop with dirt.
16. Percy also lit a fire at the bottom of the Mississippi River.
17. Annabeth has a teddy bear.
18. Annabeth had a Labrador when she was little.
19. Percy, Bianca, Thalia, Grover, and Zoe killed a lion with ice cream.
20. Gabe Ugliano has the same initials as Grover Underwood.
21. The Stolls wanted to raid a candy store in the middle of the war.
22. Mr. D plays Pac-Man.
23. Without Will, Annabeth would be dead and Perachel would be cannon. Take a moment to appreciate that.
24. Annabeth has seen a centaur in a prom dress.
25. Percy and Annabeth bonded in a truck with an albino lion, sick zebra, and a crazed gazelle, while sitting on sacks of radishes and eating oreos.
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