God, We Really Are The Fucking Worst

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A/N: Everyone in this chapter will use their initials as their usernames. Jackson will be LK, Blaze will be FB, Kyra will be SS, Kylie will be AT, Jon will be SI, Colin will be W 1.0, Mara will be (MM), Xiomara will be (D), and Maps will be (TOTGPS). Damian will be included in this chapter. Because his username is Baby Bat, he will be known as BB in the chat. Everyone in this chapter will be aged up to the point of being 19, so expect a hella lot of dirty talk, sexual references, anything KINKY in general, extreme violence, and cussing. Enjoy!

BB: Hello, fuckers!

MM: What up, bitch?!

FB: Hey Jax ;)

LK: Hey, Blaze aka The One True Flame Babe ;)

D: Ugh, this reminds me of that one time when I caught Blaze and Jax doing the nasty six months ago. I still have nightmares of it.

SI: Wait, what?!

TOTGPS: Hol up, when the fuck was that?!

AT: Holy shit!

SS: Oml, I need the details!!!

W 1.0: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

BB: Jax fucked my sister?! Okay, spill it!

MM: I definitely HAVE to hear this!

FB: Crush, you better sleep with one eye open tonight because I'm coming for you. And I NEVER miss.

LK: Seriously, don't tell 'em.

D: Yeah, whatever. So I was just hanging around in the tower training and doing my shit, when I heard moaning coming from Jax and Blaze's room. So me being me decided to investigate the cause, which I regret. When I opened the door, I caught them in the act. They started screaming and I started screaming, so I ran away to Wayne Manor. I have been scarred ever since that day.

SI: Jesus fucking Christ.

TOTGPS: Oh God...

AT: Yep, this whole team is a shit show.

SS: Jesus, I've heard a lot of things. But this left me shocked.

W 1.0: I. Have. No. Words.

BB: Dear God, wait until I tell Ummi and Father.

MM: WTF?! Hell no!

FB: We're fucking screwed.

LK: Yes, we did screw. ;)

D: God, can you be less dirty minded than you usually are, Jax?!

SI: Impossible. Jax is the King of dirty minded people. It's his superpower to be kinky.

TOTGPS: Tis true. Never have I ever thought that someone could be so kinky.

AT: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!

SS: No.

W 1.0: Maybe.

BB: I have one thing to say about this team. God, we really are the fucking worst.

All: Amen to that!

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