Your POV
It's a pretty warm Sunday morning and i'm scrolling through Devilgram while listening to see what everyone else is up to, when i suddenly hear...
"BEEEEEEL! have you eaten everything in the fridge again?! and Mammon why are you filming ?!"
Looks like Lucy is mad again...
"Oi, i found a way of getting money, i'm gonna film Beel eatin' and then my video is gonna go viral on Deviltube. Ain't that great ?" said Mammon with a very excited tone. Oh my Devildom. He's like what? Thousands of years old but he still acts like a child
sometimes. To be honest, it's adorable. I can't help but smile while thinking of the face that he does when he's happy or excited. You wouldn't think he's a demon by the way he acts.
As i'm still laying on my bed deep in my thoughts i suddenly hear my door being opened and then slammed shut . It's Mammon. He's panting and he looks terrified. He then turns to me and mouths something like. "Hide me". Even if i didn't really understand what he said i knew what i had to do. I knew what he needed me to do. You see, me and Mammon rarely need to exchange words we just understand each other without saying anything. I get up and i lead him to my bathroom. I then look at him as if to signal him to stay quiet and he covers his mouth so as not to make a sound. After that i close the bathroom door and lock my bedroom door just in case. And so, as if on cue, i hear a knock on my door and an impatient Lucifer telling me. "Y/n please open the door i want to check if Mammon's in there".
*Sigh* he really knows his stuff doesn't he?
So i open the door and let him in. "You wouldn't be happening to hide him here somewhere? "
"Uhm no? Why what did he do?"
i'm such a smooth liar.
"Oh he was recording Beel eating in an attempt at making money out of it somehow, but now we're out of food completely and we don't have ingredients for lunch"
just as i thought. oh well...
"Oh wow that's out of pocket. Maybe he's hiding in the attic?" that's right, go to the attic, Lucy. Follow my lead.
"Good idea, but first let me check here. Oh, y/n do you mind if i check in the bathroom?"
shit.
"Oh? Oh no. You can't go in there!" i fucked up.
"May i know why? Y/n tell me is he in there?"
"Noooo, no. He's not. It's just that ..." Mammon you're so gonna owe me for thissss.
"What is it?" he insists.
"I have things in there that i don't want anyone to see" here goes nothing...
"What things? Don't worry i won't look. Just let me take a peek inside to see if he's there, then i'm leaving and i won't mention anything to anyone. I promise." shit.
"NO!"
"Why?"
"I HAVE A S*X TOY IN THERE!"
"What?"
"yeaaa..."
"Perhaps i shall go then. I'm pretty sure he's not in there now."
yes he's leaving thank you dear universe.
"But perhaps..." he says as he approaches me in a seductive manner. "The next time you feel lonely" he leans over me, "You could just come to my room" he grabs my waist and winks with a smirk on his face.
" OI, GET YOYR HANDS OFF OF THEM!!"
"Oh look who it is. I knew you were in there. "
oh no he was playing dirty now. that was a low blow even for him.
"DO NOT TOUCH THEM! AND STEP AWAY! NOW!" Mammon is furious.
Lucifer slowly backs away. " Well. Since the both of you are here and y/n was planning on helping you get away with it, i guess they should also help you go shopping. I'll go tell Beel to come with you."
oh no.
3rd person POV
Even if you loved the ginger haired teddy bear, you also wanted some alone time with Mammon, since every time you guys try to hang out without the others, someone crashes your little play date and you end up hanging out with them since you can't say no to them and you don't want Mammon arguing with his brothers over you, even if you sometimes wish you would let him tell them you want to be alone. Then a brilliant idea comes to your mind.
Your POV
i've got it! i have an idea!
"That's not a very good idea."
"Oh? What's that Y/n?" says Lucifer.
"I mean, i don't really want to have to drag him away from every store or food stand since he's twice the size of both me and Mammon. It will be a little hard to keep him away from all the food. Plus by the time we would get back he would devour more than half the things we bought. " i say, sneaking a glance to Mammon who's already looking at me with a mischievous look in his eyes. He knows what i'm trying to do. And he's totally in on it.
"Yeah!" he adds just to sound more convincing, which kinda made him look a little dumb.
"Good point, y/n. I agree. Very well then, you two go shopping. I'm counting on you, y/n to keep him from spending too much money,alright? I'm gonna leave some grimm on the counter in the hallway." he says as he turns to leave and i nod in confirmation.
Then i look at Mammon who had been looking at me for a couple of minutes already while waiting for Lucifer to finally leave. He then asks "Oi y/n what are you waitin' for? Let's go!" .
"Hey hey hey! Calm down i need to change first. Wait a second." He starts blushing at the thought of me changing but quickly turns around and mutters something about waiting in the hallway along the lines. I quickly rush to my closet and i throw on an oversized t-shirt and a flannel shirt that Mammon left in my room a couple of days ago when he slept over.
