A/n: this is a lyric prank on our angry boi Satan. I really liked the way Mammon's turned out and i had a lot of fun making that one so i decided to make one for Satan too. I think i will make this a series too. So enjoy. Also the song is "The hills" by the Weeknd and i'm starting with the second verse because the first one doesn't really fit in.
My love💚
Kitten❣️
I'ma let you know and keep it simple
My love💚
Let me know what?
Kitten❣️
Tryna keep it up don't seem so simple
My love 💚
Keep what up? Kitten you're scaring me
Kitten❣️
I just fucked two bitches before I saw you
And you gon' have to do it at my tempo
My love💚
You did what?!
Y/n what are you trying to say? Am i not satisfying your needs? Did you feel the need to cheat ? Are you attracted to females too?
Kitten❣️
Always tryna send me off to rehab
Drugs started feeling like it's decaf
My love💚
What?! Drugs?! Seriously, y/n?!
How long has this been going on for?! Listen, if
you need to go to a rehabilitation center just say so and if you don't then there's other ways we can help you. Just please stay away from drugs. I'm also coming over as soon as this class is over.
Kitten❣️
I'm just tryna live life for the moment
And all these motherfuckers want a relapse
My love💚
Y/n are you currently under the influence?
Who are you talking about? Is one of my brothers also taking drugs? Please don't do anything stupid until i get there. I understand that sometimes you feel pressured but you can still live a healthy and happy life without substance use. Please be patient and wait for me💚
Kitten❣️
I only call you when it's half past five,
the only time that I'll be by your side
My love💚
Kitten what are you saying? Do you not love me anymore? I want you by my side at all times. Let's talk about this, you know i love you very much, we can fix this, please, Kitten.❤️😕
Kitten❣️
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
My love💚
I know you enjoy our ...other activities, but please don't do anything stupid and wait for me. You're really worrying me.
Kitten❣️
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
My love💚
Kitten language. You're really not making any sense right now. Class is over, I'm coming home right now don't move and stay in your room.
Kitten❣️
I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I'd ever call you mine
My love💚
Are you suggesting that i be your occasional hook up or... I'm really not getting this but i don't like what you're getting to. Is this because i'm not paying enough attention to you?
Kitten❣️
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe
Who are you to judge?
My love💚
So now i'm babe?
Well you answered your question i'm your boyfriend and as your boyfriend or "babe" i have to take care of you and that's what i'm doing right now. I'm not judging, we all have issues.
Kitten❣️
Hide your lies, boy, hide your lies
Only you to trust, only you
My love💚
What lies? Kitten i would never lie to you. You know that. You however seem to have been hiding quite a lot from me. First you like girls, then you use drugs, then you want me to be your occasional hook up, now i'm lying but you trust me? Well at least you trust me that's a first. I would be really angry but i see you're under the influence so i guess this is just the drugs talking. That doesn't mean i'm not mad at you for hiding that from me. I'm coming to your room right now and we are gonna have a serious talk about your future and your health. I don't want you ending up as an addict or worse. You know drugs are dangerous and yet you still decided to take them. You know damn well that any issues that you have you can discuss with me and yet you decided to keep it to yourself and use drugs as a coping mechanism. That really doesn't matter right now because i'm here and we are gonna talk this out.
Kitten❣️
Satan i -
Right in that second the door is flung open and in steps a very worried and mad Satan. As soon as he sees you he rushes to you and hugs you very tightly gently running his fingers down your spine. After a few seconds the starts sniffing you and inspecting your hands as well as your eyes and face. "Satan i- what are you doing ?" "What did you take ? Your pupils aren't dilated and i can't smell anything suspicious on you" "Baby it was a prank. They were lyrics from a song" he looks at you with a shocked expression on his face. He's mad. "He then gets up and does a 180 and starts heading towards the door not saying a word. "Baby where are you going ? Come onnnn i'm sorry i just wanted to play a little prank on youuuuu. Im sorry. I love youuuuu " you say running towards him and clinging on to his arm. He turns around with an unreadable expression on his face . " You know how worried i was?" "Satan i'm sorry it's not gonna happen again, i promise. How can i make it up to you?" you say giving him puppy eyes. "Think of something yourself" he says as he starts heading into the hallway, while freeing himself of your grip. "How about i wear that kitty cat outfit i told you about?". That's when he stops dead in his tracks and looks back at you smirking. "I think i might take you up on that offer...Kitten" . And he walks down the hallway to his room.
