Class 1-A Radiates Chaos

The Wedding

fuckfuckfuckfuck  this is the last chapter- 

But that's chill the sequel should already be posted :D

Shouta is on his last limb. He just couldn't do it anymore. 'Be his bridesmaid' they said, 'it'll be fun' they said. They lied. They absolutely lied.

Izuku Midoriya is one hell of a groomzilla.

Not even the typical "everything has to be perfect" groomzilla, but the "I won't be taking no for an answer" groomzilla.

The first time Shouta met Izuku he thought 'wow, what a nice quiet child,". He regrets that now because three years ago he had no idea how much of a fucking brat this kid would turn out to be.

He had to talk Izuku down from throttling Sato because the bouquet had twenty-one flowers instead of twenty flowers and a small leaf.

He had to watch Katsuki and Izuku fight for t h r e e h o u r s, and Nezu knows how many months about whether or not Izuku could wear his cantaloupe boobs.

Then, he had to explain that "No. Izuku, you can't walk down the aisle to My Chemical Romance to piss off Ochako, that's mean,". There was also the classic, "No, you can not make your dress look like a jack-o-lantern. That's weird," or "No, you are not putting Shrek on your dress,".

And the real kicker? Izuku's need to theme all the bridesmaid dresses after heroes. Now, that wouldn't be so awful if A) he wasn't forcing Aizawa to wear a fucking dress and B) he hadn't chosen each hero via a lottery.

Which hero was Aizawa's dress themed after? Eraserhead? Best Jeanist? Even Washer would've been a better option.

But no. Of all heroes in the world,

Izuku had forced Aizawa into an All Might themed dress.

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The Bakudeku parents were officially stressed to the max.

Mitsuki had spent months making every custom dress or suit Izuku demanded while Masaru was struggling to arrange a building big enough for all the people they wanted at the wedding. Inko and Nemuri had been cooking up a storm for the past 4 days, and All Might just couldn't understand how this wedding was going to be functional at all

The couple just had so many close friends and family that they couldn't possibly manage to give them all a special spot at the wedding. But the couple had insisted... and it was good that they finally had close friends... but still, did they really need two people to officiate the wedding? Inko had never even heard of some of the people that were coming to the wedding.

How the hell was she supposed to feed heroes anyway? They all have such strict diets! She couldn't bring herself to even think about putting kale on the menu! Where's the flavor? This just won't do for her. Mother Inko vetoes ALL food ideas. They'll be eating katsudon and spicy curry <3.

Mitsuki was really getting the brunt of it all though. Sure, cooking was tough and all, but have you tried tailoring a bunch hero themed dresses for people who are built like tanks? Seriously, never before did she think she was going to be making a wedding dress based off of her son's orange and green hero costume. That's such an awful color combo, why would Izuku want that?

And how was she supposed to make a wedding tux with green and red? Her son was gonna look like a Christmas tree! Which is even worse when he would be standing near an all denim dress! Why did her boys have to be so hero obsessed?! She deserves an entire fucking bottle of vodka after this catastrophe.

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Ochako was not living her best life.

Not only was her crush of three years getting married to his brother/rival, but they were being such assholes about it. Seriously, their wedding was made up entirely of friends and family, they had 2 officiators and like thousands of bridesmaids and somehow she just wasn't invited to have a part?