chalk in straw

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Me, Joanna and ishi were talking about ghosts and stuff during our lunch break then suddenly:

Keath: u know what?

Me: wait!

Ishi: *continues story*

Keath: *sat down*

Me&Joanna: really?

Keath: *slurping pepsi*

Ishi: *telling a story*

Keath: *holds straw*

Ishi: *gets the straw while talking*

Keath: *grabs it back bends the straw into two*

Ishi: *takes the one end of the straw*

Keath: *placed the other end in her mouth*

Ishi: *does the same*

Joanna: hey! I saw an anime that includes a straw!

Me: oh rileh?

Joanna: yah! The girl bends the straw like that then placed it in the drink. When the boy sipped also the girl, the boy thought why his lips where getting sucked!

Keath: great idea! Ishi suck the straw with me on the count of three.

Ishi: kei

Keath: three!

Both: *suck suck suck suck*

Ishi: bleh!! Eww!!

Keath: *slurp, smile*

Ishi: keath! Ur saliva eww!!

Keath: hah!

Ishi: *grabs the straw end*

Keath: *sucks the straw*

Ishi: *thrusts the straw in and out of keath's mouth*

Keath: *eyebrows up and down, smiling*

Ishi: guys! Look at keathleen! She's sucking!

Me&joanna: eww!

Keath: *stops and gets straw out* duh! U did this too!

All: weeh?

Ishi: haha funny. Give me that! *stole the straw, grabs the board eraser and erased the writings on the board*

Okay so she kept on erasing writings on the board then there were many dust on the eraser then rubbed the end of the straw to the surface of the eraser. Thus, putting chalk dust inside the straw.

Ishi: *went back to keathleen* keath! Try sucking on this! *gives straw*

Keath: ok. *Sucks the straw throws up dust* prbvppevvrtyjjdh! What the fffffff!!!!! *throws the straw to ishi's face*

Ishi: *flinched.gets straw feom the ground* what is wrong with u!?

Keath: Samantha Ishi Lim!

Ishi: what? I am ur problem? Why am i wrong problem?

Keath: because u med mi sak a stro ful ob chok das!

Ishi: so its mai folt?

Keath: pretty much

Ishi: oh! Im pretty!? *bashes eyelashes, giggles*

Keath: ...

Ishi: thank u! *hugs keath*

Keath: *disgusted face*

Ishi: *went away.starts putting chalkdust to straw again*

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