"So I went up to this Fat birdie in a pub last night. "You're a big lass, aren't you?" I asked before she turned around. It turned out to be Y/n. "Tell me something I don't know." She was laughing her arse off. So I just looked at her dead in the eye and said. "Salad tastes nice.""
The room went silent, a couple laughs could be heard but not by much.
He looked at James and bit his lip.
"I thought you would find this funny."
"Actually I'm really quite pissed."
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