Two Plus One//Jikook//

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"Jeongguk! For the last time! It was an accident!"

"How is this an accident!? He always does this! Every time we have sex, he always comes running in. You always end up giving him attention instead of me."

"He is our son Jeongguk."

"So! That doesn't mean you need to constantly cradle him every 10 seconds."

"Jeongguk, please don't tell me you are jealous of our son."

"Yes! I am! It's like I don't even exist to him. He tries to ignore me every fucking time. He doesn't ask me for anything!" Jeongguk exclaimed as he walked into their kitchen.

"Maybe he is just scared. You're intimidating to kids Jeongguk."

"No, I'm not, I'm perfectly fine," Jeongguk said with a huff as he sat on a stool.

Jimin sighed as he walked behind him and started rubbing his shoulders.

"Kookie~ I promise I will make this up to you," Jimin purred in his ear.

"I'm gonna go take a shower," Jeongguk said standing up and leaving.

"Mommy!" Jimin looked and saw Choas running towards him. He immediately picked him up and smiled.

"Hi baby, what are you doing."

He just smiled at Jimin and laid his head on his chest.

"Let's get you to bed. It's s past your bedtime baby."

"Not sleepy."

"Baby, you need your rest so you can grow up to be big and strong like daddy."

"Like daddy?"

"Yes, just like daddy."

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"I think...we should go...check on Jijoo," Jin said out of breath.

"No, he's fine. Now let's go another round."

"Joonie~ My ass really hurts."

"What's that have to do with another round?"

"We can have sex later. Right now, we should go check on Jijoo."

Jin got up and grabbed his robe, wrapping it around himself.

"I will be back. In the meantime, make my bath."

"Yes sir," Namjoon said with a smirk. Jin walked out of the room and went down the hall. He opened the door and saw Jijoo playing with his toys. He stopped when Jin entered.

"Hi, mommy."

"Hey, what are you playing?"

"House! This one is me, this one is Yoonie, and this one is Apopie."

"Awe, so who's married?"

"Marr-marr..."

"Married."

"Married?"

"You got it."

"Um...Apopie and I are married."

"You and Apopie?"

Jijoo nodded with a smile.

"What about Yoonji?"

"She's a dog," Jijoo said quickly making Jin almost laugh.

"Why is Yoonji a dog?"

"Daddy says female dogs are bi-bitches."

Jin let out a laugh as he looked at Jijoo.

"Baby, do you know what that is?"

"No, but daddy calls it to you. Mommy, your not a girl."