Harry Styles Imagines

Not funny

Harry's P.O.V

"Haz did you know that unfertilized eggs of an ant develop into winged males who do no work, and exist solely to fertilize a virgin queen! I find that's so funny!" I shook my head as she giggled.She returned back from the library with 10 books in her hand and talked about how she had found all her favorite authors's books and a limited edition book and all that for 8 minutes.She has a mini library at home,and...well she loves adding to the collection! "No I did not know that angel.Can you come cuddle with me now?" "I'll go keep the books and come and...cuddle...or read a book I don't know." "Oh come ooooon babe pleeeaaaase??? Will you cuddle with me if I make you laugh?" "I think it'll be quicker if I'm done with a book." "Heyyyyy" "I said what I said...ah fine." "Cool!"

I sat down on the floor and pulled her down with me and took a deep breath in. "Okay. First one. Do you know why I hate dolls?" "Why?" "Because they're so full of themselves!" I slapped my knee and gigged,that was a really good one...I looked at y/n and she just looked at me. "Oh...okay. I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers." Again, nothing.

I tried 8 more jokes and she didn't even smile. "Do you have any jokes Harry?" "What?! I was just telling them,did you not hear?" "They were jokes? Oh." "Y/N! I bet you can't make me laugh either." "Oh really? My friend got fired from her job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked her to check her balance, so she pushed her over." Don't laugh. Don't do it. Don't- "Pfft hahahahahah that one's sooo good! She pushed her over hahahaha" "See I made you laugh." "I...guess I'm not funny then!" I got up and went upstairs to the bedroom,annoyed.

Your P.O.V

Did my boyfriend just storm to our bedroom upstairs because I made him laugh? Yes. Was I going to comfort him?...I mean,I guess I have to! He looks like hulk himself but is such a soft baby,it's so cute and funny. Yes,his jokes are absolutely terrible at times,but sometimes he can really do it. Sometimes. I opened the door and slipped in to find Haz laying on his side. I got onto the bed beside him and wriggled an arm around the side of his body pressed to the bed,which tickled him a bit and wrapped my other one around him, making us look like a little sandwich...never mind that's weird to say. "Babbbbiiiieeeeeeee.....Hazzy....Boo.....Babe...." Nothing.So you poke him on his shoulders....repeatedly. "Harry Harry Harry Harry.You said you wanted to cuddle!" "Can you stop being so irritating Y/N?You're mature enough t stop acting like a baby." "Oh..." You turned around and scooted to your side. Shit. He's just mad at me for it, I know, and whatever I did was literally just the start of the drama he creates when I'm mad at him.

 "Okay I'm ready, come cuddle with me." What? Did he just...He's ready?! What does he...What? "Uhm...princess? Cuddle with me...oh no are you mad at me for saying that you're immature and irritating? You're not!," He gets out of bed and comes to your side and pushes you in and lays beside you. "I was just mad that you weren't finding my jokes funny. I think they really are!' You shake your head and giggle. "When you try to say jokes,you're not funny." "But I am funny?" "I mean...yeah!" He wraps his arms around you and rests his head on your chest. You play with his chocolate brown curls. "Angel?" "Hmm?" "You love me right?" "What?" He sits up "Do...do you love me?" "What makes you even ask that Harry?" I got up and sat next to Harry,taking his hand in mine. "I don't know..It's not you or the way you act it's just...Never mind."

Harry's P.O.V

She got out of bed and onto my lap she sat,wrapping her legs around me and her hands 'round my shoulder,and laid on my chest. "Tell me,I'm right here." How do I put this into words now? I wasn't very good at vocalizing emotions,it wasn't like writing them down, and Y/N knew this very well, so she just waited patiently . "Uhm..I dunno why but I always feel like I'm weighing you down and isn't taking care of you very well. Like...not protecting you properly or giving you the attention and love you deserve...Do you love me Y/N?" "Hmm...I dunno babe,it's not like I had a bunch of posters of you and freaked out every time you did literally anything. Of course I love you silly! I love you soooooooooooo much, and you're an idiot for saying...whatever you said 'cause all you're doing is lifting me up,protecting, loving, caring and sooommmmetimes annoying me." I chuckled. "But don't stop,it's kinda funny and cute" "What? Me being annoying?" "mmhm....most of the times at least." "Can we cuddle now?" "Hmmm....leeet me thinnnkkk....would this be better than readiinggg?" I laid down on the bed and she obviously came with me and wiggled up to the pillow. "You're not going anywhere" "I wasn't planning to"